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 Aug 14, 2006 - 2:08 PM
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Saw it in another forum, had to share
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25." -------------------- 15PSI - 30MPG - Megasquirt Tuned
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Aug 14, 2006 - 3:38 PM
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So im confused by guys..this one guy i know thought it was hot that his g/f could pick him up and throw him over her shoulder and its not like hes a tiny guy. Thats not hot is it? pretty sure id be scared if i was a 200 pound guy and my girlfriend could pick me up and throw me.
Playr - i know ur not saying ur gf is like that cuz well ive seen ur choice in women and u got pretty good taste so im sure ur girl is nothing like this guys burley woman -------------------- Cruisin down the street in my Infiniti...always lookin for my next trip to Sin City
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Aug 14, 2006 - 3:46 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 29, '06 From Kitchener, ON, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 4:38 PM) [snapback]468937[/snapback] So im confused by guys..this one guy i know thought it was hot that his g/f could pick him up and throw him over her shoulder and its not like hes a tiny guy. Thats not hot is it? pretty sure id be scared if i was a 200 pound guy and my girlfriend could pick me up and throw me. Playr - i know ur not saying ur gf is like that cuz well ive seen ur choice in women and u got pretty good taste so im sure ur girl is nothing like this guys burley woman as long as she's not a big burly girl, if she's strong enough to pick a guy up, then she's strong enough to play rough  ... that's the appeal  |
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lagos good blonde joke Aug 14, 2006 - 2:08 PM
devilsden97 LOL Aug 14, 2006 - 2:15 PM BlackCelicaGT94 36C thats it?! she needs some implants. Didnt ... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:34 PM beastman lol i always love hearing a good blonde joke nice ... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:36 PM lagos QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 3... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:43 PM
airfron QUOTE(lagos @ Aug 14, 2006 - 12:43 P... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:46 PM BlackCelicaGT94 actually no i totally got it. i just dont really f... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:46 PM Culpable04 ^^ I think she jealuas cause that blonde girl can ... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:48 PM BlackCelicaGT94 QUOTE(Culpable04 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 12... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:52 PM devilsden97 QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 3... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:54 PM Culpable04 QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 2... Aug 14, 2006 - 2:59 PM BlackCelicaGT94 lol way to make me feel bad! Aug 14, 2006 - 3:00 PM Supersprynt My g/f's blonde and a genius, but she'd di... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:06 PM playr158 its a 4/10 joke...
my gf is blonde and smart as *... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:13 PM lagos QUOTE(Supersprynt @ Aug 14, 2006 - 4... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:19 PM Mynzeyes QUOTE(lagos @ Aug 14, 2006 - 3:19 PM... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:29 PM playr158 i'm not over protective...my gf plays ice hock... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:36 PM playr158 lol burley women are gross.....if you gf can pick ... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:39 PM BlackCelicaGT94 well im down for playing rough but im not about to... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:48 PM jdg371 QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Aug 14, 2006 - 4... Aug 14, 2006 - 3:56 PM bloodMoney QUOTEas long as she's not a big burly girl, if... Aug 14, 2006 - 4:00 PM |
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