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 Oct 6, 2006 - 7:38 PM
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does this rage smell like chloroform? bad, i know...but i find it funny
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The word of the day is legs, lets go back home and spread the word.
Excuse me, how much do Polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice, Hi im Nate Or this poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I like spaghetti Lets have sex. *Looking a a piece of her clothing* Is that felt? ...cuz it should be If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? If you woke up alone in the woods with your hands and feet tied up and your ass burning, would you tell anyone? good, wanna go camping? My personal favoriate one is "Hi, I have money" 60% of the time, it works every time. 
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OrbitalGT95 post your pick up lines!! Oct 6, 2006 - 7:38 PM
tnltracy have you seen my travel pack of Viagra? I just to... Oct 6, 2006 - 7:47 PM CelicaBuddy "I mustve had too much to drink cuz now your ... Oct 6, 2006 - 11:39 PM devilsden97 QUOTE(CelicaBuddy @ Oct 7, 2006 - 12... Oct 6, 2006 - 11:44 PM Davesceli "If you're the matrix, then im the one.... Oct 6, 2006 - 11:49 PM devilsden97 QUOTE(Davesceli @ Oct 7, 2006 - 12:4... Oct 6, 2006 - 11:50 PM rayneezy23 girl are you from tennesee because your the only t... Oct 7, 2006 - 12:01 AM devilsden97 QUOTE(rayneezy23 @ Oct 7, 2006 - 1:0... Oct 7, 2006 - 12:02 AM playr158 wow this is a really sad thread....who uses them a... Oct 7, 2006 - 12:33 AM forkee if its true that we are what we eat, i could be yo... Oct 7, 2006 - 12:38 AM
airfron QUOTE(forkee @ Oct 6, 2006 - 10:38 P... Oct 7, 2006 - 1:20 AM devilsden97 QUOTE(playr158 @ Oct 7, 2006 - 1:33 ... Oct 7, 2006 - 1:07 AM 6strngs I'm no fred flinstone but I'll make your b... Oct 7, 2006 - 1:37 AM hurley97 QUOTE(6strngs @ Oct 7, 2006 - 2:37 A... Oct 8, 2006 - 8:58 AM 6strngs QUOTE(hurley97 @ Oct 8, 2006 - 6:58 ... Oct 8, 2006 - 2:05 PM CelicaBuddy hahahah some of these are great Oct 7, 2006 - 1:47 AM Consynx "i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon... Oct 7, 2006 - 2:43 AM j0e_p3t do you have a quarter? cuz my mother told me to ca... Oct 7, 2006 - 2:54 AM devilsden97 QUOTE(Consynx @ Oct 7, 2006 - 3:43 A... Oct 7, 2006 - 10:32 AM saleeka "You might as well sleep with me, cause im go... Oct 7, 2006 - 10:44 AM OrbitalGT95 QUOTE(saleeka @ Oct 7, 2006 - 3:44 P... Oct 7, 2006 - 11:39 AM Toyoca you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy
did ... Oct 7, 2006 - 10:52 AM amysmojo QUOTE(Toyoca @ Oct 7, 2006 - 8:52 AM... Oct 7, 2006 - 11:10 AM SHRiNE "Do you work for UPS? Cause I could have swor... Oct 7, 2006 - 11:56 AM amysmojo I did a doodle of this one cause...its more fun lo... Oct 7, 2006 - 12:49 PM Consynx "If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chan... Oct 7, 2006 - 1:14 PM amysmojo I thought these were kinda funny hahaha! first... Oct 7, 2006 - 5:06 PM SinisterWhisper "If I said you had a beautiful body would you... Oct 7, 2006 - 9:00 PM markie guy: "hey! would you like to go for a pi... Oct 7, 2006 - 9:19 PM chucho My friend always tries to get me to walk up to gir... Oct 7, 2006 - 10:20 PM easternpiro1 QUOTE(forkee @ Oct 7, 2006 - 12:38 A... Oct 7, 2006 - 10:49 PM ExSane "Um, hey. You got a bandage? ... Cuz I hurt m... Oct 9, 2006 - 12:34 AM creamed_corn Hey, I just noticed you over there and thought, ... Oct 9, 2006 - 7:39 AM thatcelicaguy hi, im doug. thats GOD spelled backwards with a l... Oct 9, 2006 - 11:29 PM TaKtikal_6G your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby im lost... Oct 12, 2006 - 10:53 AM 95CelicaST "You got a mirror in your pocket? cause I can... Oct 12, 2006 - 8:34 PM devilsden97 QUOTE(95CelicaST @ Oct 12, 2006 - 9... Oct 12, 2006 - 8:36 PM 95CelicaST "nice legs. When do they open?" Oct 12, 2006 - 8:53 PM uberschall just introduce yourself thusly:
"hi, i'm... Oct 12, 2006 - 9:31 PM Hanyo the classic :
guy: did it hurt?
girl: what hurts?... Oct 13, 2006 - 12:10 AM brianforster how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to brea... Oct 13, 2006 - 3:16 AM mzztoyota Last night two guys walked up to my friend and me ... Oct 14, 2006 - 11:28 AM Hanyo back from the dead.
and late christmas line. (sor... Jan 4, 2007 - 1:57 AM devilsden97 ^yeah talk about resurected from the dead lol Jan 4, 2007 - 2:31 AM creis never use a pick up line but used this when i meet... Jan 4, 2007 - 5:33 AM 97lestyousay Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap tha... Jan 4, 2007 - 9:26 PM Consynx this is not me, and it is something i think some w... Jan 5, 2007 - 2:23 PM 6strngs QUOTE(Consynx @ Jan 5, 2007 - 11:23 ... Jan 5, 2007 - 7:28 PM bojangles_8686 Guy: Are your legs tired?
Girl: No, why do you ask... Jan 5, 2007 - 8:04 PM |
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