Favorite Comedians, Who's your's? Options

[6th_celi_vert]

Since Im Big into comedy, i was just wondering who you all find funny.

I personally am a HUGE fan of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of south park. Theyre friggin comical masterminds. I dont think they have done anything that i didnt find hilarious.

BASEketball was friggin' awesome!

A few others that i find amusing:

Zack Galifinakis (Because he's so weird)
Dane Cook
Nick Swardson
Brian Posieghn (I think thats how you spell it)
Jim Bruer


PS: Butters is my hero.

[amysmojo]

Demetri Martin - that guy cracks me up! He is going to be in town next month, I want to go see him.....yeah! Anyone else wanna go?? Natalie????

I quote this a lot, funnier to hear him say it!
"Cotton Balls is an example of a nickname I wouldn't want....hey aren't you Cotton Balls!? -yeah, what's up I'm Dry all over...!"

"Cinnamon Buns is a nick name I would want!....Are you cinnamon buns!? You bet your Sweet Ass I am..."




******cant help myself....here are some more funny things he has said LOL... ******

*I was on the train and I heard this guy say to his friend,'Man, I'm really good at checkers.' Which is the same as saying 'Man, I'm not good at alot of things. I suck at everything except checkers. King me, dog!'

*From checkers I learned that a king is a guy with a guy that looks exactly like him directly on top of him. But life has told me that that is a queen.

*I think drowning would be a horrible experience. But I bet a little less horrible if right before that you were really thirsty.

*I don't like thank you cards because I dont know what else to say... Man?...See front.

*I'm gonna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make em live together. People will say, 'Are those hermit crabs?' I'll say, 'Not anymore, they're mingling crabs.'


*A secret admirer is the same as a stalker with stationary.

*An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. I liked it at the time but I don't want to see it again. Especially if the movie is kind of a bitch.

*Whenever I investigate a smell, I find out the answer is always bad. It's never (sniff sniff) oooh muffins!

*I got some new pajamas with pockets in them. That's great because I used to have to hold stuff when I slept.

*I want to make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces, and when it's finished, it says GO OUTSIDE.

*One of my friends has a stutter. People think that's a bad thing, but to me, that's just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That's not an impediment, thats suspense.

*'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. It's just a filler...sort of. It doesn't really mean anything, but after certain things, 'sort of' means everything. Like after: "I love you." Or, "You're going to live."