I really don't like people..... Options

[macavely]

Ok i'm pissed.... i'm go out side to get something out my trunk and this overweight women is leaning no my car... on the driverside window.... I park like a foot off the curb so people don't do that....but this lady has her a$$ all up on my window... so i hit the panic button on my arlam.. she doesn't get off...the i go up to her and say exuse me... she just looks and doesn't get off... then i finaly say...GET THE F??K OFF MY CAR... so she get off the.... I go back into the house... and about 30minutes later my girl comes over so i go down to let her in and that womens friend is sitting on my car now.... but this time my girl took care of it...so let just say they won't be doing that again.. i love my baby (my girl)... but i hate people they have no respect for other peoples cars...

[speedracer_2020]

Psycho rant of the day:

Ya fighting off the oldest/toughest one will do that. And if oyu don't think you can do.. just come out of your car with an aluminum baseball bat and one of those shingle hammers (hammer on one side.. sharp blade on the other) ... so if rage doesn't get the best of you.. your intimidation factor will take voer.


Anyway.. going back to that chick in the original post. You should have spat on her. And when she says "hey.. why'd you do that for?" .. you reply and say "wtf? you never asked if you could sit on my car, so why should I ask you to move out of the way so I can spit on my car" ..if you want to freak her out.. just pull out some rusty nails and say " you're lucky I didn't poke these in your eyes..."

And if she spits back.. just clock her one. Right inbetween the eyes. If the cops come.. say she went nuts after you asked her to get off your car so and that she said she was going to give you some sort of disease. Make them look crazy. It pays off. Trust me.