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 Oct 6, 2006 - 7:38 PM
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does this rage smell like chloroform? bad, i know...but i find it funny
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Oct 14, 2006 - 11:28 AM
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Last night two guys walked up to my friend and me and said:
Guys: "Hey" Us: "Hi..." Guys: "We're in the coast guard." Us: "Oh? Cool." Guys: "We're only here for a week." Us: "Um...sorry?" It really didn't get much deeper...perhaps they're used to that pick-up line working, lol...but I have a bf and my friend is a lesbian, lmao... If that "If its true that you are what you eat then I could be you by morning" line ever gets used on me by a chick, I think I'd link arms with her right there and walk right out to the car, lol... This post has been edited by mzztoyota: Oct 14, 2006 - 11:30 AM --------------------  "I bet you drive a standard." "You could make some money off that bet." :D |
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OrbitalGT95 post your pick up lines!! Oct 6, 2006 - 7:38 PM
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airfron QUOTE(forkee @ Oct 6, 2006 - 10:38 P... Oct 7, 2006 - 1:20 AM devilsden97 QUOTE(playr158 @ Oct 7, 2006 - 1:33 ... Oct 7, 2006 - 1:07 AM 6strngs I'm no fred flinstone but I'll make your b... Oct 7, 2006 - 1:37 AM hurley97 QUOTE(6strngs @ Oct 7, 2006 - 2:37 A... Oct 8, 2006 - 8:58 AM 6strngs QUOTE(hurley97 @ Oct 8, 2006 - 6:58 ... Oct 8, 2006 - 2:05 PM CelicaBuddy hahahah some of these are great Oct 7, 2006 - 1:47 AM Consynx "i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon... Oct 7, 2006 - 2:43 AM j0e_p3t do you have a quarter? cuz my mother told me to ca... Oct 7, 2006 - 2:54 AM devilsden97 QUOTE(Consynx @ Oct 7, 2006 - 3:43 A... Oct 7, 2006 - 10:32 AM saleeka "You might as well sleep with me, cause im go... Oct 7, 2006 - 10:44 AM OrbitalGT95 QUOTE(saleeka @ Oct 7, 2006 - 3:44 P... Oct 7, 2006 - 11:39 AM Toyoca you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy
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enough to brea... Oct 13, 2006 - 3:16 AM Hanyo back from the dead.
and late christmas line. (sor... Jan 4, 2007 - 1:57 AM devilsden97 ^yeah talk about resurected from the dead lol Jan 4, 2007 - 2:31 AM creis never use a pick up line but used this when i meet... Jan 4, 2007 - 5:33 AM 97lestyousay Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap tha... Jan 4, 2007 - 9:26 PM Consynx this is not me, and it is something i think some w... Jan 5, 2007 - 2:23 PM 6strngs QUOTE(Consynx @ Jan 5, 2007 - 11:23 ... Jan 5, 2007 - 7:28 PM bojangles_8686 Guy: Are your legs tired?
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