post your pick up lines!! Options

[OrbitalGT95]

does this rage smell like chloroform? bad, i know...but i find it funny

This post has been edited by OrbitalGT95: Oct 7, 2006 - 5:37 PM

[creis]

never use a pick up line but used this when i meet my g/f (at an autocross race, went with my friend and he took his g/f and her sister, now my g/f)

friend: Hay wana ride with me for a race (taking to his g/f)
his g/f: sure, but can you take tamara (sis) too.
friend: oh.. no only one passenger allowed,
me: She can ride with me
tamara: OK!
(never did get to race doubles though but weve been together ever since)

one of my fav.

guy - (taking fast)"I'ed do anything to you"
victem - "what?"
guy - (talking normal) "I'ed do anything for you"

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guy - Hi I'm [your name]... you must be [whatever name you want but best if not the girls real name] My friend said you were hot but did not say how georgous you are, specialy the eyes.
girl - um? I'm not [name] sorry. (or similar response)
guy - oh, sorry I guess i just got my hopes up.
girl - : )
guy - k, well maybe I'll see ya later.
Then wait like 10-15 min
guy - hay, I think i got stud up.
girl - oh, thats sad. (or whatever response)
guy - yeah, but hay I never did get your real name, maybe we can hang out.
(elaborate I know)

(i think a good way to break the ice (besides just saying hi i'm blank whats your name.) is to start by pretending you think there some else, that way you can just jump right in, and once they tell you there not, just go from there.)

This post has been edited by creis: Jan 4, 2007 - 5:35 AM