**** birds (and their poop), I think they do it intentionally Options

[I3arruka]

So I was cleaning/working on my car today, my top was down and a storm was pulling in (not raining yet, but soon). So as I'm scrambling to get everything back together I hear this be plop, like a huge rain drop, So I'm like "great, I'm not even close to done with what I need to do." But soon I realized that it wasn't raining yet, then I find 2 spots of what appears to be dirt water. So I'm thinkin to my self WTF, so then I started looking around for any construction crew thinking, "maybe this is a projectile from construction, it just shot in the air or something."
Then I stop for a moment, time froze, and I heard the loudest segal caw in my life......you should of seen my face, cause I'm sure it was priceless

[CelicaBuddy]

Thats happened to me...

I was only in the store for like 2 minutes, and the top was down out in the parking lot, I come back to my car and right there in the DRIVER'S SEAT was the biggest bird crap I've ever seen...