**** birds (and their poop), I think they do it intentionally Options

[I3arruka]

So I was cleaning/working on my car today, my top was down and a storm was pulling in (not raining yet, but soon). So as I'm scrambling to get everything back together I hear this be plop, like a huge rain drop, So I'm like "great, I'm not even close to done with what I need to do." But soon I realized that it wasn't raining yet, then I find 2 spots of what appears to be dirt water. So I'm thinkin to my self WTF, so then I started looking around for any construction crew thinking, "maybe this is a projectile from construction, it just shot in the air or something."
Then I stop for a moment, time froze, and I heard the loudest segal caw in my life......you should of seen my face, cause I'm sure it was priceless

[95CelicaST]

not to mention when i was riding a bike and *splaff* my whole visor turned into a nice white/brownish tone, almost drove off the road..

Oh god that would suck... thank god for full face helmets though. I would hate to be right behind the visor and have that mixture come up over and into my face

A few years ago on a road trip to California, we were going through the napa valley area and this flock of birds bombed our windshield with what looked like grape juice. My mom looks over and said "Well they were eatin' berries now weren't they"


... easily the grossest thing that has ever come from that my mom's mouth