Turn offs Options

[BlackCelicaGT94]

What are your turn offs with the opposite sex?


Heres mine

Bad Teeth
when they cant read my mind or take hints :-P

[yarik83]

I have not worked out order of importance but here is goes:
-gals who exagerate about everything and all the time
-gals who have short hair
-gals who do not shave their ... I once went down on a chick and came right back up leaping backwards. she had a "2 inch" perfectly black situation growing.. I had nighmares for weeks.
-gals who dont let you have your personal time. (I like you but i dont want to spend 100 percent of my time with you).. (dont call me at work unless its emergency.. dont talk to me about what your best friend jen heard karen talking about bob's relationship with tina)
-gals who reach in your wallet like its a botomless barrel.
-gals who say "he is my boyfriend" in the squeeky italian sinus/stuffy nose voice
-gals who dont understand your interests in certain things.
-gals who say I duno.. what do you wanna do
=gals who drink and smoke cause they think its cool
-gals who call their mother every day 5 times per hour talking about mine and her;s relationship.
-gals who qualify in one of the following categoris:
-say ohh my gosh and like like like like like
-say im gonna be sick and ewww and Ill never do this its gross
-say that they get queezy on anything from rides to water sports
-gals who CHECK if you are cheating like if they have obsessive compulsive disorder.

-reasons why I had to break up with gals over the years
-bush down unda
-excessive tattoos and piercings
-checking if i cheat
-spending my money like if I was bill gates
-talk crap about my likings to computers/video games/my hobbies
-start bringing you down by being in a relationship just because.
-say "im not ready yet" or "lets wait" 6 months into relationship

best thing I did in last 9 years was become a bachelor again. viva la freedom

things that I do nowadays: (and it might sound egoistic but neccessary)
-split if no sex in under 2 weeks 1 month max
-not spend 20 bucks per day to impress her
-lay out all my cards up front saying who I am and what I do and what my interest and time layout is.
-look at who she is and what she is all about from a perspective of a critic and not horny 24 year old which I am.
-push for testing before she opens her mouth about it
-have girl friends who do some backstage investigating on her previous relationship.
-take everything she says... remember and respont to questions and divide everything she says by a half and then some.

sadly I turned from respect women for who they truly are and what they represent into .. alright lets get to business and get things out of the way before we proceed. I guess that only comes from past bitter relationships.

This post has been edited by yarik83: Jul 15, 2007 - 4:49 AM

[IGloo]

-gals who do not shave their ... I once went down on a chick and came right back up leaping backwards. she had a "2 inch" perfectly black situation growing.. I had nighmares for weeks.

OMFG!!!

At least the garden dwarves didn´t attack you for tresspassing!

DAMN!!!

I´m laughing my ass off!!!



This post has been edited by IGloo: Jul 16, 2007 - 12:21 AM