9 Words Women Use Options

[lagos]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

[brianforster]

1. this is really old.

2. i dont think it's all correct. I dont' saw whatever if i think my boyfriend is being a ****ing idiot i say it right out. Maybe i just over communicate, if that's possible.

i dont believe you, sorry

women are constantly testing men with what they say, do, etc.

you can communicate well with your significant other but im willing to bet you have been guilty of one of these at some point. they are pretty generic statements.

ill take a common one, guys use it, girls use it, so it has nothing to do with gender.

"i just dont want a relationship right now"

FALSE.

they just dont want a relationship with YOU.

nobody wants to be alone, if they dont want a relationship its because you are lacking something they want in a relationship. this could be conscious or subconscious, but its there.

there is somebody out there that is gonna make that person want to be in a relationship.

This post has been edited by brianforster: Aug 17, 2007 - 12:14 AM