RIDDLES!!!, anyone got any good ones? Options

[lx130]

arite, so... my girlfriend told me a riddle today... and she almost got me! but no she didnt haha here it was:

two people are sittiing across from eachother with only desk separating them, but they cant see each other. whats the deal?

..anyone else got any to contribute? i got a few more

there is a dead man next to a rock, who is he?


there was a man who was born in 1958 but died in 1927? whats the deal?

[lubu]

Ok heres mine:

You are a builder and you built a two stories house. On the upper floor you installed three lights but the three switches for those light are down stair on the ground floor. Problem is, you forgot which switch is for which light.

Now you can flip the switches on or off as many times as you wish but heres the catch, you can only go up stair once. How do you figure out which one is which?

[jesterwr217]

Ok heres mine:

You are a builder and you built a two stories house. On the upper floor you installed three lights but the three switches for those light are down stair on the ground floor. Problem is, you forgot which switch is for which light.

Now you can flip the switches on or off as many times as you wish but heres the catch, you can only go up stair once. How do you figure out which one is which?

look at it from outside??