RIDDLES!!!, anyone got any good ones? Options

[lx130]

arite, so... my girlfriend told me a riddle today... and she almost got me! but no she didnt haha here it was:

two people are sittiing across from eachother with only desk separating them, but they cant see each other. whats the deal?

..anyone else got any to contribute? i got a few more

there is a dead man next to a rock, who is he?


there was a man who was born in 1958 but died in 1927? whats the deal?

[MaskedMan]

Ok here's how it works. The mother marries the father and that's how they become the brady bunch. After that, the robber is sick of the cop abusing him so he asks him to let his people go! The robber then parts the...river, and they run across really quick! The cop then calls the INS and informs them of immigrants crossing the border. Meanwhile, the cop gets mad and throws his hat on the floor. Then he hops into General Lee and jumps the river, "yeee haaa!". Ok you think the riddle is over now because everyone is across the river, but it's not the end of the story! The cop still needs to catch the robber and take him to jail. But the robber has different plans! The robber needs to break his brother out of prison! So then he sneaks in and breaks him loose, but the cop will still continue to look for them! This will go on for about 2 seasons on Fox. What happened to the family? Well they moved to a new house in California. The sons steal a car and then one of them gets arrested and the other one moves to the OC. From there, he lives a rich life and falls in love with a girl. But uh oh! She's already taken! Then she eventually ends up getting killed and then the riddle suddenly ends like a month into the next season. Um as for the mother and her daughters... um... idk, they adopt another daughter and she... marries a prince. idk, something like that. And the father well... he became manager of a Home depot. The End.

Actually I did think more into it, and I wonder. What is so good on the other side of the river? Is this one of those riddles like why did you chicken cross the road?

Ok ok seriously, I think I figured it out...

The cop takes the robber over and drops him off.
The cop then comes back for one of the boys and takes him across.
The cop then takes the prisoner back with him and they both get out.
The father then gets on the boat and takes his other son over.
The father comes back and gets the mother on the boat.
The mother then drops him off on the other side with his boys goes back to the other side.
The mother goes back and gets off.
The cop and the robber then go over and get out.
The father gets on the boat and picks up the mother
The mother then drops off the father and then goes back for one daughter.
Then they cross the river and then they both get out.
The cop goes back with the robber, drops him off and picks up the last daughter.
The cop drops the daughter off and then goes back and gets the robber.
They both cross the river and everyone is happy and they throw a party.
The cop then shoots the robber.