lost in direction...which path shall i take? Options

[mrgrape]

k so currently im a senior in high school..
ive had average 3.0gpa even though i got suspended for 1 year for stealing a teachers car
after that incident i stayed away from partying and all that junk
i did not apply to any colleges due to no money.. only getting 50grand
after my dad spent all me and my sisters college money on a hooker for 10g a month,

my options are goin to community college and then transferring to a nice one after 2 years
2nd option is military...but i wanna be involved with japan.
3rd.. something in japan...

anyone know anything or can recommend what i should do?

P.S i dont really feel the need to be successful in life.
i just want to be able to drive my skyline at touge roads in japan and have a nice looking wife

[GriffGirl]

Join the military. If you want to be in Japan, the Marines is probably your best bet, you can hope to be stationed in Okinawa. From what you've said, you clearly lack a complete sense of autonomy, direction, discipline and purpose in your life, and you don't strike me as the type who will take the initiative to find it for yourself. The military is a great opportunity for people like yourself to learn a trade, have a sense of accomplishment and perhaps gain some discipline and direction in your life. And when you're done with your enlistment, if you so choose not to reenlist, you can always score a GI bill and go to school to boot.