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[SlickRick]

I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!

[supershannon77]

Clerks 2:

Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.


I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes