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[SlickRick]

I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!

[x_itchy_b_x]

"Say what again! Say what one more god damn time! i dare ya Mother******!"

"That is a tasty burger"

"blood on my knife or **** on my ****"

"its like an African American Greek myth"

"what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent"

[jgreening]

"Say what again! Say what one more god damn time! i dare ya Mother******!"

"That is a tasty burger"

"blood on my knife or **** on my ****"

"its like an African American Greek myth"

"what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent"

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfckr. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfckn' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?