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[SlickRick]

I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!

[Jeunesse]

From Rush Hour 1...

Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.


Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy ****. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy ****. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
Chin: I'm no punk bitch!
Carter: I'm no punk bitch neither!
Chin: *I'm* no punk bitch!

lol

From The replacement...


What the hell is this?
Chinese spareribs.
You don't want 'em, get the **** outta here.
What I'm trying to figure out, is how did the Chinaman over here, get 700 pounds off of eating this ****?
I'm Japanese, not Chinese.
It's the same difference.
What?
It's the same difference. All that big... wachoo... waiching... chang...
Nigga, please. You know Japan and China are two different countries, right?
You know, I got an atlas, bitch.
You wanna be a gansta?
Yeah!
[Nigel and Andre laugh, Jamal does some kungfu shouts and shoves Jumbo, the two start to scrap]
Hey, hey, we're on the same team! We're on the same team, now chill out!
You know, the Mick's right.
I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh!
[Grabs Nigel's head] Whatever.
Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.


hahahaha...