 Your favorite funny movie quotes! |
 Jan 23, 2008 - 1:32 AM
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I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!
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Jan 23, 2008 - 11:17 PM
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d@mn...not one quote from the best movie of all time...christ where do i begin?
in no particular order: i thought the rocky mountains would be a little rockier then this.....you know i was thinking the same thing?.....that john denver is full of sh*t man!!!...im only human harry!!...so we back tracked a tad...A TAD LLOYD?? A TADD...you drove half of the way across the country in the worng direction!!..now we dont have enough money to get to aspen!! we dont have enough money to get home!!!we dont have enough money to eat!! we dont have enough money to SLEEP!!...well theres no use standin around cryin about it...so were in hole...were just gonna have to dig ourselves out....you know what?? your right...your right..(harry walks off in anger)..lloyd: where are you going? HOME lloyd...im walking home!! whats the matter?? (Blows salt onto harry)..you SPILLED the SALT THATS whats the MATTER!..spilling the salt is very bad luck....were driving across the country the last thing we need is bad luck...quick! take some salt and throw it over your right shoulder...(harry takes entire salt shaker and throws it behind him)..WHAT THE?..ALRIGHT< WHOS THE DEAD MAN WHO HIT ME WITH THE SALT SHAKER?(lloyd points harry out) lloyd?? i caaaannn't..i cannnn'tt feel my fingers any more lloyd..there....there...there numb....eoowhh...why dont you wear this extra pair of gloves?..extra pair of gloves??...you've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time??..im going to kill you lloyd...im going to KILL YOU!!..HARRY!!!..just calm down!!! im going to kill you lloyd...HARRY YOU GOT THAT CRAZY LOOK IN YOUR EYE!!!...(harry picks up a small log and laughs) i know what im gonna do...something i shoulda did a looong loong time ago....im gonna throw this damn curse right into that damn pond!!..dont be foolish harry!!!...no....AHHHHH...HARRY...your hands are freeeeezzing....AHHHHH wow..i could go on and on..i know every line of that entire movie and every single one is hilarious PULLOVER...(rools window down)...PULLOVER!!...NO, its a carnigan but thanks for noticing!!..PULL YOUR VEHICLE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!! --------------------  I"M NOT A TOYOTA FAN, IM A FANATIC 1984 accord hatch 5 speed (T-Belt)-Junkyard 1991 VDUB jetta wolfsburg Ed. 5 speed (clutch)-junkyard 1988 Dodge Aries K (sold) 1969 Chevy El camino - Traded for celica 1991 Dodge Daytona-Traded for Celica 1988 Chevy Camaro-Work in Progress 1989 Ford Mustang LX 5.0 - For Sale 1995 Toyota Celica-Work in Progress |
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SlickRick Your favorite funny movie quotes! Jan 23, 2008 - 1:32 AM
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SlickRick QUOTE(Sh0gunkid8721 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 7... Jan 23, 2008 - 2:24 AM xs94st "F**k my life"
Liquor store clerk on S... Jan 23, 2008 - 2:37 AM Rayme "You took too much man, you took too much, to... Jan 23, 2008 - 6:56 AM MaskedMan "Hip? Hip hop? Hip hip anonymous? Damn you... Jan 23, 2008 - 7:14 AM stetsonaw "I fart in your general direction. Your mothe... Jan 23, 2008 - 8:38 AM SlickRick QUOTE(stetsonaw @ Jan 23, 2008 - 1:3... Jan 23, 2008 - 7:11 PM x_itchy_b_x "Say what again! Say what one more god da... Jan 23, 2008 - 8:44 AM jgreening QUOTE(x_itchy_b_x @ Jan 23, 2008 - 7... Jan 23, 2008 - 6:24 PM supershannon77 Clerks 2:
Randal Graves: Why haven't you ***... Jan 23, 2008 - 6:13 PM laff09 "Losers make excuses, winners go home and ***... Jan 23, 2008 - 6:20 PM D-Man QUOTE(supershannon77 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 6... Jan 25, 2008 - 5:13 PM snapshotgt No Country For Old Men:
"Call it...frendo.... Jan 23, 2008 - 6:20 PM SlickRick "The burgers here just dont cut it. In fact, ... Jan 23, 2008 - 7:20 PM supershannon77 Heartbreakers with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sigourney... Jan 23, 2008 - 7:57 PM BLINKYxMUNKEY "I'm kicking my own ass, do you mind?... Jan 23, 2008 - 7:59 PM Jeunesse From Rush Hour 1...
Carter: This is the LAPD. We... Jan 23, 2008 - 8:20 PM xs94st not from a movie, but a good one from family guy
... Jan 23, 2008 - 8:25 PM CelicaST_CALI omg dont even start the family guy stuff lol Jan 23, 2008 - 8:38 PM SlickRick ^ i love family guy but its falling off i like Ame... Jan 23, 2008 - 8:44 PM CelicaST_CALI omg family guy is way better,i would like American... Jan 23, 2008 - 8:59 PM SlickRick QUOTE(CelicaST_CALI @ Jan 24, 2008 - 1... Jan 23, 2008 - 9:13 PM Sh0gunkid8721 Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger
Burger ... Jan 23, 2008 - 9:09 PM SeverX13 Daddy want some sausage? Some sausage?
... Jan 23, 2008 - 9:17 PM CelicaST_CALI This isnt one of the best clips from either.. http... Jan 23, 2008 - 9:18 PM Jared95 Everyone Needs to go watch the Kat Williams stand ... Jan 23, 2008 - 9:45 PM SlickRick QUOTE(Jared95 @ Jan 24, 2008 - 2:45 ... Jan 23, 2008 - 9:47 PM Bricy "Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch,... Jan 23, 2008 - 10:07 PM stetsonaw QUOTE(SlickRick @ Jan 24, 2008 - 9:1... Jan 24, 2008 - 5:05 AM cjh4l22 "litre is french, for gimme some fu(king cola... Jan 24, 2008 - 3:34 PM FreddyTheOthaMeat QUOTE(cjh4l22 @ Jan 24, 2008 - 1:34 ... Jan 24, 2008 - 4:08 PM TheMadScientist QUOTE(FreddyTheOthaMeat @ Jan 24, 2008 ... Jan 24, 2008 - 7:34 PM snapshotgt The TV show "The Office" has some great ... Jan 24, 2008 - 3:44 PM CelicaST_CALI ya,what does FTW stand for?? Jan 24, 2008 - 3:45 PM Jeunesse Search in wiki^^^^ ... lol everything's in wik... Jan 24, 2008 - 3:53 PM dabazied from "Knocked Up"
chick: "I'm ... Jan 24, 2008 - 7:42 PM devilsden97 QUOTE(Sh0gunkid8721 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 2... Jan 24, 2008 - 8:59 PM Havok1997GT "I was thinking of the great scholar Socrates... Jan 24, 2008 - 9:22 PM thespacepanda "Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't g... Jan 24, 2008 - 10:03 PM 96bluevert "Cause I'm the @$$h*** that sai... Jan 26, 2008 - 12:29 AM 99Celica "If you dont' chew big red... then **** Y... Jan 26, 2008 - 2:19 PM thespacepanda QUOTE(99Celica @ Jan 26, 2008 - 7:19... Jan 29, 2008 - 11:39 PM spolski07 the part i dont get ms lippy, is that the boy stop... Jan 26, 2008 - 3:14 PM bslik elian and fidel. que pasa jota? hahaha! hey ma... Jan 29, 2008 - 11:24 PM 99Celica ok here's another one for you mr. panda
Don... Jan 30, 2008 - 3:00 PM thespacepanda Ya know its not very fair to quote a fairly underg... Jan 30, 2008 - 4:30 PM GriffGirl QUOTE(thespacepanda @ Jan 30, 2008 - 1... Jan 30, 2008 - 7:36 PM xs94st kiss kiss bang bang = awesome, sarcastic movie Jan 30, 2008 - 4:37 PM airfron I think in all fairness, I should explain to you e... Jan 30, 2008 - 4:46 PM thespacepanda ^ great movie. Jan 30, 2008 - 4:59 PM 99Celica somebody's got too much time on their hands eh... Jan 30, 2008 - 7:24 PM GriffGirl "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifl... Jan 30, 2008 - 7:39 PM thespacepanda QUOTE(GriffGirl @ Jan 31, 2008 - 12... Jan 30, 2008 - 7:41 PM stetsonaw "This, is my BOOOOOOMSTICK!" Jan 31, 2008 - 4:15 AM DEATH Not a movie but funny as hell anyway:
"See, ... Jan 31, 2008 - 9:53 AM thespacepanda QUOTE(DEATH @ Jan 31, 2008 - 2:53 PM... Jan 31, 2008 - 4:51 PM DEATH LOL I just got that season yesterday to complete m... Jan 31, 2008 - 4:55 PM Random_Stranger back in the day it was "Oh you're so cool... Jan 31, 2008 - 5:19 PM ScoobyDooCruiser "Who's throwing handles?" -Kung Foo ... Feb 1, 2008 - 12:48 PM |
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