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[SlickRick]

I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!

[cjh4l22]

"litre is french, for gimme some fu(king cola before i break vous fu(king lips!"

"you forgot to say car ramrod"
"oh yea i forgot"
"but i wrote it on the pad"
"oh yea.."

"A why don't u sit on uncle rabbits lap"
"i don't think thats such a good idea thorny"

"and that was the 2nd time i got crabs.."

"stinks like sex in here"
"good job"

-thank god for super troopers...

"i remember my first beer..."
"euros..are those like pesos? haha"
-beerfest

"your gonna die clown!"
"is that goal regulation size or what??!!"
"yea it is about time, i wanted to make the ball in the hole but i just couldn't do it.." :punch:
"you just hit that guy" "he shouldn't been standing there.."
-happy gilmore

"shampoo is better, i go on first and leave the hair clean" "no, conditioner is better, i go on second and leave the hair silky and smooth.." "no i'm better, nuh-uh" ..... "stop looking at me swan!"
"oo eric, i felt him kick. he's gonna be a soccer player"
"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
-billy madison

in reply to earlier stated..
"my wife was the prom queen"
-nicholas cage, the rock

mr garrison- "kyle! did you say the 'f word'?" cartman- "jew?"
mr. garrison- "sorry wendy but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
hitler- "oh yea ya like that, dontcha bitch" haha
hitler- "your ass is huge, who am i suppose to pretend you are? lizza minelli?" <ha!
-south park ftw!

stewie - "here is how your suppose to sound, 'HOW do you do?' but here's how you sound, MOOOOO"
peter- "whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.. lois, this is not my batman cup"
stewie- "get in there and teach them the robot... :robot dance: .... ha, lets see the retarted kid from barney do this"
stewie- "stop duckin me man! gimme my money!"
-family guy FTW!!!

mickey - "what-the-fu(k-do-i-want-a-caravan-for-thats-got-no-fu(kin-wheels?"
mickey- "ya like daags?" tommy- "daags?" mickey- "yea, daags" :points to dog: tommy- "oh dOgs, yea i like dAAgs, i like caravans more"
-snatch


ok thats all from me for now... lol