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 Jan 23, 2008 - 1:32 AM
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I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!
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Jan 23, 2008 - 6:13 PM
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Clerks 2:
Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet? Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y. [Randal stares] Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll? [scoffs] Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***? Randal Graves: ...Sure. Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***. Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias: [shakes head] Women. I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes -------------------- |
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Jan 25, 2008 - 5:13 PM
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QUOTE(supershannon77 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 6:13 PM) [snapback]633787[/snapback] Clerks 2: Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet? Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y. [Randal stares] Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll? [scoffs] Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***? Randal Graves: ...Sure. Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***. Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias: [shakes head] Women. I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes KEVIN SMITH FILMS ROCK!! I guess i gotta go with "Snootchie Bootichies" and tag everyone ever made... -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM)  Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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