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 Mar 12, 2008 - 7:01 PM
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Okay, pics are coming on sunday.
As most of you know, i'm a new dad, and any existing dads would know; baby's are a pain in the hassle when your doing somthing and they need constant attention. ESPECIALY durring feeding time, right? So i've built a "Baby Self Feeder" And i'm going to fiberglass it over this weekend; so that it's 100% safe. Just gotta burp her when it's done. BAM! Baby feeding time just turned into 20 minitues of supervising fairly-free time. Because i'm a fcuking genus. 
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Mar 12, 2008 - 8:57 PM
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does this require any type of rubber nipple???
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Mar 13, 2008 - 9:16 AM
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QUOTE(CelicaST_CALI @ Mar 12, 2008 - 9:57 PM) [snapback]652910[/snapback] does this require any type of rubber nipple??? no, it holds any bottle you put in it, and is suspended from the top of her "bouncy-chair" mobile. I've built a locking mechinism to keep it from bouncing on the stand of the mobile, Then i've devised this self feeding item, that hangs from the arch of the mobile, Completely secure. It Also swings&piviots so that if baby turns her head or spits the bottle out, it goes out, plus there is a small spring attached to a second arm that slowly pulls the bottle away from the baby if she isnt drinking the bottle. So it feeds her by herself, and if she stops feeding for any reason, the bottle automaticly moves back about 6 inches or so as to not be in the baby's face. i should patent it, but if sold, someone will leave the baby alone with it and if an accident occured, than i'd be sued. You still have to watch the baby, no amout of feeders, cariers, or other crap can keep you from being responsible for you own child. lol. That's why it's called PARENTal Supervision
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D-Man Guess What I've Built? Mar 12, 2008 - 7:01 PM
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