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[D-Man]

Okay, pics are coming on sunday.

As most of you know, i'm a new dad, and any existing dads would know; baby's are a pain in the hassle when your doing somthing and they need constant attention. ESPECIALY durring feeding time, right?

So i've built a "Baby Self Feeder" And i'm going to fiberglass it over this weekend; so that it's 100% safe. Just gotta burp her when it's done.

BAM!

Baby feeding time just turned into 20 minitues of supervising fairly-free time.

Because i'm a fcuking genus.

[ILuvMyCelica95]

Keep in my what i'm saying is all MY OPINION.

This is by far the most retarded thing i've EVER heard of.

I swear people should have to fill out paperwork in order to have children.

Children are work PERIOD. If you are that lazy then you shouldn't have children. A child is not a dog that you can get an automatic feeder for. What if he spits up? What if he chokes and you're in another room having selfish you time. I think when you have a child you give up a lot of your free time. I'm sure it sucks sometimes but trying to invent ways to get out of spending time with a baby and feeding it seems very inhumane to me. Children require attention and love shoving them in an automatic feeding chair does not give them either of those things.

I could go on all day about why this is retarded, but to keep myself from becoming too insulting i'll stop here.

[D-Man]

Keep in my what i'm saying is all MY OPINION.

This is by far the most retarded thing i've EVER heard of.

I swear people should have to fill out paperwork in order to have children.

Children are work PERIOD. If you are that lazy then you shouldn't have children. A child is not a dog that you can get an automatic feeder for. What if he spits up? What if he chokes and you're in another room having selfish you time. I think when you have a child you give up a lot of your free time. I'm sure it sucks sometimes but trying to invent ways to get out of spending time with a baby and feeding it seems very inhumane to me. Children require attention and love shoving them in an automatic feeding chair does not give them either of those things.

I could go on all day about why this is retarded, but to keep myself from becoming too insulting i'll stop here.

NO NO, i agree with you; ...mostly...

I am not saying that you can put the baby in this thing and walk away. NO! you can not, the baby must be right next to you, just like if you put the baby in a play crib, or in one of those roller chairs, you Still gotta watch the baby. You dont leave the baby by itself, plus when the bottle is empty you still have to burp the baby. (haven't invented a burper yet.. lol, just kidding.)

And people like me dont really have any busniess with a baby, but here we are... lol. Love her to death, but man, we gotta eat sometime.

And supersprint: "eye Kant Spel rite"

I'm a master of fabrication, not lititure. lititure.... lit.... Wrighting!

well, not the master like the guy in starwars, or a master like He-Man... A master like... like, uh.... ya know? I just like inventing things. That's all. Just some old dope that has fun with his hands.

*EDIT* inregards to the baby, you NEVER leave a baby by itself. i dont care what contraption you got it in. And Babys ARE work. LoL. They are.... They are... and their also not about to let you sleep either

This post has been edited by D-Man: Mar 13, 2008 - 10:19 AM