Mar 12, 2008 - 7:01 PM
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Okay, pics are coming on sunday.
As most of you know, i'm a new dad, and any existing dads would know; baby's are a pain in the hassle when your doing somthing and they need constant attention. ESPECIALY durring feeding time, right? So i've built a "Baby Self Feeder" And i'm going to fiberglass it over this weekend; so that it's 100% safe. Just gotta burp her when it's done. BAM! Baby feeding time just turned into 20 minitues of supervising fairly-free time. Because i'm a fcuking genus. -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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Mar 20, 2008 - 4:02 PM
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Just my 2 cents...
1. Make sure you are within arms reach of the baby at all times. It only takes a few seconds for a baby to choke and suffer from brain damage. 2. Bottle propping is frowned upon in the medical field and will cause your little one to have many ear infections. The formula/breast milk will pool in the back of the throat and enter the inner ear canal. 3. You have a higher risk of your wee one to develop tooth decay causing the adult teeth to come in crooked. I've got two kids now...one still on the bottle and I always put my children before myself. If that means I eat cold food or wait to eat till they are in bed then so be it...just something else that comes with parenting. I wouldn't necessarily call you lazy as it is a good idea...but there are already things out there that do this same thing. The big target is mothers of twins/tripplets where they need to feed more than one child at a time. Click Here for a link to the website. |
D-Man Guess What I've Built? Mar 12, 2008 - 7:01 PM
emachine wow dude.. lol cant wait to see what it looks like... Mar 12, 2008 - 8:28 PM
Random_Stranger Patent that $#!T! Mar 12, 2008 - 8:36 PM
CelicaST_CALI does this require any type of rubber nipple??? Mar 12, 2008 - 8:57 PM
D-Man QUOTE(CelicaST_CALI @ Mar 12, 2008 - 9... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:16 AM
speedfeen YOU LAZY FCUK!!!
wow i cant believe ... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:22 AM
tonytutino this could be a great idea man lol. i can't wa... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:35 AM
D-Man QUOTE(speedfeen @ Mar 13, 2008 - 10... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:40 AM
speedfeen you know im being sarcastic right? lol i figured ... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:44 AM
D-Man i'd build a booby holder, but i cant design on... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:57 AM
Supersprynt QUOTE(D-Man @ Mar 12, 2008 - 8... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:59 AM
ILuvMyCelica95 Keep in my what i'm saying is all MY OPINION.
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D-Man QUOTE(ILuvMyCelica95 @ Mar 13, 2008 - 11... Mar 13, 2008 - 10:17 AM
Random_Stranger Did he finish making the "MANNary Gland... Mar 13, 2008 - 10:57 AM
96bluevert I think it's actually a pretty good idea. I ge... Mar 13, 2008 - 10:58 AM
D-Man QUOTE(Random_Stranger @ Mar 13, 2008 - 1... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:08 AM
speedfeen hehehe
babys are work but you know what? when th... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:10 AM
playr158 wow what has parenting come to that people don... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:13 AM
GriffGirl I can see this being a good idea when you're t... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:29 AM
speedfeen now that i think of it...
everything has made our... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:29 AM
D-Man if your rich enough; you can pay someone to wipe y... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:42 AM
GriffGirl I have a machine that'll eat bread... her name... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:45 AM
D-Man i have a machine that'll eat about anything yo... Mar 13, 2008 - 11:47 AM
Random_Stranger My bad D-man, I was just thinking of "Meet th... Mar 13, 2008 - 12:03 PM
D-Man QUOTE(Random_Stranger @ Mar 13, 2008 - 1... Mar 13, 2008 - 12:53 PM
Random_Stranger QUOTE(D-Man @ Mar 13, 2008 - 5... Mar 13, 2008 - 6:42 PM
D-Man QUOTE(Random_Stranger @ Mar 13, 2008 - 7... Mar 13, 2008 - 6:53 PM
hongkongnerdboy kuz of peter griffin tried to breast feed stewy Mar 13, 2008 - 12:56 PM
D-Man QUOTE(hongkongnerdboy @ Mar 13, 2008 - 1... Mar 13, 2008 - 12:58 PM
GriffGirl wasn't it in Meet the Fockers too where Ben St... Mar 13, 2008 - 4:59 PM
DEATH QUOTE(GriffGirl @ Mar 13, 2008 - 4:5... Mar 13, 2008 - 5:15 PM
njccmd2002 I have not seen a picture yet,
need to see the ... Mar 13, 2008 - 5:42 PM
CelicaST_CALI so im guessing ur designing a machine so the kid c... Mar 13, 2008 - 7:28 PM
D-Man QUOTE(CelicaST_CALI @ Mar 13, 2008 - 7... Mar 13, 2008 - 9:42 PM
lagos Disgusting. Mar 13, 2008 - 7:42 PM
95CelicaST QUOTEso im guessing ur designing a machine so the ... Mar 13, 2008 - 7:42 PM
CelicaST_CALI QUOTE(95CelicaST @ Mar 13, 2008 - 4... Mar 13, 2008 - 10:37 PM
spolski07 QUOTE(Supersprynt @ Mar 13, 2008 - 9... Mar 20, 2008 - 10:17 AM
Jeunesse let's see some pics of this contraption of you... Mar 20, 2008 - 10:23 AM
D-Man Oh man, i forgot Sorry, I'll post when i get ... Mar 20, 2008 - 10:28 AM
GMHAPPY29 All I can think of is Tim Allen in Home Improvemen... Mar 20, 2008 - 10:43 AM
speedfeen where are the pics?
feen Mar 20, 2008 - 11:09 AM
D-Man QUOTE(speedfeen @ Mar 20, 2008 - 12... Mar 20, 2008 - 11:22 AM
Cutrara You can't be serious. This is the laziest thin... Mar 20, 2008 - 3:06 PM
joehernandez i just have one question..........
did you really ... Mar 20, 2008 - 3:17 PM
xs94st pix or ban! Mar 20, 2008 - 11:47 PM
Hanyo i got some idea's for improvement on your cont... Mar 21, 2008 - 6:40 AM
95CelicaST This thread is still going?
Someone please close ... Mar 21, 2008 - 9:34 AM
D-Man Okay people... I didn't get home till late las... Mar 21, 2008 - 11:25 AM![]() ![]() |
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