In the woods surrounded by Turkeys, input please Options

[6G96GT]

So what weapon would you use if you were surrounded by a flock of wild turkeys that were pecking at you. No guns or shooting weapons allowed.

I think nunchucks would work the best.

This post has been edited by 6G96GT: Mar 28, 2008 - 6:58 PM

[Random_Stranger]

My choice of weapon would be a dead rottweiler that I would weild by it's hind legs. Once, I thought it would be funny to find a dead rottweiler and strap it up in my garage by it's hind legs and use it as a punching bag with the garage door open to see walker-bys' reactions. I am a cheerleader for craziness like that.


But if there wasn't a dead rottweiler available to me. I think it would be fun to slay Turkeys with a Jouhyou (Or for those of you who aren't familiar with that word) the Rope Dart or Rope Javelin. I got "puffed" by a turkey once as a kid. This thing was as tall as me and puffed up his chest and came at me bumping chest to chest. I was scared it was going to peck my eye out so I busted some juke moves and ran inside and told my stepfather what had happened. Next thing I know he says to go in my room and close the windows, and I did, hearing the faint sound of "WOOSH!" followed by "GORLEIDNALDODNAL" which was probably what the turkey was saying, after he smacked the $#!T out of it with a push broom handle. Then the funny part was moments later, the owner of the turkey came looking for it at our house. Good thing my stepfather threw the turkeys half ass kicked butt over the fence. By the way, that is a real story.