 In the woods surrounded by Turkeys, input please |
 Mar 28, 2008 - 6:57 PM
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So what weapon would you use if you were surrounded by a flock of wild turkeys that were pecking at you. No guns or shooting weapons allowed.
I think nunchucks would work the best. This post has been edited by 6G96GT: Mar 28, 2008 - 6:58 PM |
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Mar 31, 2008 - 2:58 PM
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I was gonna say a dog till I saw that ridiculously f-ed up post about the rottweiler. Man that just goes too far... restraint, you gotta exercise restraint sometimes.
Anyway then I was gonna go McGuyver too and say a paperclip and a stick of butter. --------------------  |
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Mar 31, 2008 - 3:31 PM
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QUOTE(GriffGirl @ Mar 31, 2008 - 3:58 PM) [snapback]660135[/snapback] I was gonna say a dog till I saw that ridiculously f-ed up post about the rottweiler. Man that just goes too far... restraint, you gotta exercise restraint sometimes. Anyway then I was gonna go McGuyver too and say a paperclip and a stick of butter. Common griff, even McGuyver wouldn't attack turkeys with a stick of butter. Everyone knows that butter is a Turkeys natural prey. Just like Bears and pick-nick baskets.... although if you bend a paperclip Just right.... you may be able to make an Ozi out of it... -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM)  Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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