What did you do for April fools..... Options

[politicsareevil]

Ok so short story...

So I go into work today and a couple of my friends start saying "hey dad" and stuff like that... I'm like what? Well aparently the joke around was I got this girl I work with pregnant. hahahahahaha so funny right????? Yeah my bosses were freaking out. Yeah only problem is.... my girlfriend works at the same place as me.....

How was your april fools???

- Matthew Terranova

[D-Man]

i waited for the first phone call of the day at the office; and when the client hung up; i started screaming and cussing at the top of my lungs so that my boss (on the other side of the building) came over to see what was going on. When he got there i was yelling, "tow it then; we got enough money to buy a porche dealership; dumbass"

when my boss asked what that was all about; i told him that his Porche was repo'd. lol, he freaked out and called his wife and was running arround like a mad-man for about 20 min till he found me rolling on the floor laughing...

Then i told my tech that in order to make a sale, i set him up on a hot date for sat. When he got all excited, i was like "yeah, you know that big fat guy; alex? the gay one? yeah i gave him your address & cell phone number out the CPU; he'll be there at 7pm sharp. dont worry, i told him you wern't gay, just bi-sexual"

i though my tech was going to hurt me over that one freaking hilarious.

giving the homeless plastic fruit

epic success