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Lets see... If i were to sell a banana peel with a rubber band around it...
i could make an ad like this: BEHOLD THE SUPER BANANAPEEL OF POWER!! secured to your antena for "aero-dynamic speed gains" and if you were to reach a certain "veloicity" then the banana could "acelerate using turbine peel spinning force action" creating a "vortex" of power similar to that used in "Aero propelled planes" (the ones with the big fan in the front ![]() Using this " And because the banana peel dosen't require any gasoline, it's "aero powered design" will increase your gas mileage/gallon. "increased hwy/city MPG" And if the "power vortex is spinning at maximum velosicity" it will "loose density" allowing it to "remove car weight" and lighter cars "preform better on race tracks" <- THATS A TRIED AND PROVEN FACT! SO IF YOU WANT YOUR CAR TO PREFORM OKE RACE CARS ON RACE TRACKS, THEN YOU BETTER BUY MY BANANA PEEL ON A RUBBER BAND!! CURRENT BID $1256.38 I wish i had an ebay account, i'd SOOOO post that sh!t... This post has been edited by D-Man: Apr 25, 2008 - 12:26 PM -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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