George Carlin Died, Yesterday Options

[Supersprynt]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/us_nm/carlin_dc

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71.

Sad day, a very funny man.

[Jdog1385]

He will be missed;

- When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

- When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

- Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

- Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

- I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

- Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

- I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

- Electricity is really just organized lightning.

- Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

- Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?