 Favorite Joke, Everybodys got one! |
 Jun 28, 2008 - 8:48 PM
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Yah im bored at work so i thought i would ask.
Whats you favorit joke youve ever heard? |
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Jun 29, 2008 - 1:03 AM
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haha thats great
"One day a guy is walking along the beach and hears someone crying. He turns around and sees a woman with no arms or legs. He asks her whats wrong. "Well, u see", she replies, "i've never been hugged before." Feeling sorry for her, he leans down and gives her a huge hug. As he begins to walk away he hears her start crying again. "Now whats wrong?" "Well, ive never been kissed passionately on the lips before." "Why not", he thinks to himself as he gives her a big french kiss. Thinking everything is ok he leaves again, but soon she starts wimpering again. "Ok, now whats bothering you?" "Well, im sad because ive never been screwed before." Looking around to see if anyone is watching, he picks up the woman and throws her into the ocean. "There! Now you're screwed!" --------------------  |
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Havok1997GT Favorite Joke Jun 28, 2008 - 8:48 PM
goferris ^^^^Forkee i've hear that one b4 lol
there is... Jun 29, 2008 - 4:11 AM
manphibian Sorry Havok, you know the rules,
QUOTE Off Topic... Jun 29, 2008 - 4:50 AM Havok1997GT QUOTE (manphibian @ Jun 29, 2008 - 4... Jun 30, 2008 - 2:27 AM goferris round 2 for me
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