Favorite Joke, Everybodys got one! Options

[Havok1997GT]

Yah im bored at work so i thought i would ask.

Whats you favorit joke youve ever heard?

[Havok1997GT]

So there is this black couple who go to a party with a few friends and get invited to a Halloween Party in 3 days.

The husband tells his wife to get him a costume for the party.

The next day the husband comes home, walks upstairs and sees a Spiderman costume on the bad.

Husband looks at his wife and says"Woman, have you ever seen a black Spiderman? No. Get me something else."

The next day the husband comes home, walks upstair and on the bed is a Batman costume.

the Husband looks at his wife and says "Woman, have you ever seen a black Batman? No. Get me something else."

The day of the Party the husband comes home, goes upstairs and on the bed is a Superman custom.

The husband looks at the wife and says" Woman, have you ever seen a black Superman? NO! The party is tonight, Get me something else!"

So the husband walks into the bathroom to get cleaned up for the part, walks back into the bed room and on the bed is 3 white buttons, a white belt, and a 2 by 4

The husband looks at his wife and says "woman, whats all this crap?"

The wife looks at the husband and says "Well, if you wear the 3 buttons you can be a domino, if you wear the white belt you can be an Oreo, and if you stick the 2 by 4 up your @ss you can go as a fudge pop.