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[thedevilmaycrie]

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not **** in the vegetable garden again either!"

This post has been edited by thedevilmaycrie: Mar 24, 2005 - 5:04 PM

[Jeunesse]

If Nissan Motorsport International Limited is NISMO then what is Honda Motorsports?





















HOMO

[jcaron9gt4]

If Nissan Motorsport International Limited is NISMO then what is Honda Motorsports?





















HOMO

wouldnt it be HONMO?

[D-Man]

wouldnt it be HONMO?

Totaly Ruined it.




Okay, so this kid is getting ready for a big date with his girlfriend of several years. They've been talking, and it's finaly time to "do it" So the young man goes to the Pharmacy to buy some condoms. He explains to the pharmacist that he really doesn't know what he's looking for, as this is his and his girlfriends first time. So the Pharmacist helps him with all his question, Gets him the proper rubbers, and several information pamphlets; Plus a few dirty secrets for pleasing his girlfriend.

So the boy heads over to his girlfriends house, And her parents invite him into the house for dinner before they set off for their date. The boy sits at the table and they all bow their heads to say grace, after a moment the parents begin eating. They boy still has his head bowed, and stays like this for several minitues; until the girlfriend says "Gee, I had no idea you were so Religious" to witch the boy replied, "Gee, i had no idea your dad was a pharmacist"