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Enthusiast ![]() Joined Sep 15, '08 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) ![]() |
Okay. It's late. 2:30 am..
I just went to the gas station for a pack of smokes. When I was getting out of my car, I hear what sounded like an import pulling into the parking lot. I look and see this local hillbilly dude in his Ford Contour. He threw on some performance, honda-esque muffler, took the hubcaps off his wheels, sprayed them black, and put some racing stickers in his rear windows. I'm anything but a "car bully"...but are these people for real? I would feel like the biggest ass driving around in a fraudulent "street racer"... The only thing he was missing was the cardboard body kit. I seriously laughed out loud in the parking lot. It's insulting to those of us who spend every day under our hoods and in our cars. |
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I remember one time after a harsh night out (pretty trashed) this guy rolled up to the pizza joint we were at in a friggin alero (or whatever the grand am-esque car is) with like NOS, GReddy, HKS etc etc stickers EVERYWHERE on his car... I cant remember the last time i almost fell over from pointing and laughing so hard... The owner didnt think it was nearly as funny though :\
-------------------- Fred
"...Armed with backbone and busted zoo gates, promising you from the bottom of my harmonica pocket - FOREVER - you will never have another lonely holiday..." ![]() |
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Enthusiast ![]() Joined Sep 15, '08 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) ![]() |
I remember one time after a harsh night out (pretty trashed) this guy rolled up to the pizza joint we were at in a friggin alero (or whatever the grand am-esque car is) with like NOS, GReddy, HKS etc etc stickers EVERYWHERE on his car... I cant remember the last time i almost fell over from pointing and laughing so hard... The owner didnt think it was nearly as funny though :\ That's awesome. Pretense. I would have spit pepperoni out of my nose. |
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