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Enthusiast ![]() Joined Sep 15, '08 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) ![]() |
Okay. It's late. 2:30 am..
I just went to the gas station for a pack of smokes. When I was getting out of my car, I hear what sounded like an import pulling into the parking lot. I look and see this local hillbilly dude in his Ford Contour. He threw on some performance, honda-esque muffler, took the hubcaps off his wheels, sprayed them black, and put some racing stickers in his rear windows. I'm anything but a "car bully"...but are these people for real? I would feel like the biggest ass driving around in a fraudulent "street racer"... The only thing he was missing was the cardboard body kit. I seriously laughed out loud in the parking lot. It's insulting to those of us who spend every day under our hoods and in our cars. |
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![]() Enthusiast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) ![]() |
actually...
Status = Blown the fcuk up. after i started getting some problems from it; (and my gal was B!TCHEN like crazy) I wanted to get into a newer car, that's when i bought my 03 Cougar. So i got it to run just good enough, went to the track, smoked a couple of big names (including a very pretty trans-am), Pulled into the racers parking lot, Stood on it, and yelled "$5,000 Cash, Who Wants it?" Sold that ugly thing for 3 1/2 grand; took me less than 10 minutes. ![]() ![]() EDIT: i used some of that dough, and tricked the crap out of that new cougar. Too bad it was stolen and molested though ![]() ![]() This post has been edited by D-Man: Sep 19, 2008 - 3:00 PM -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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