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[Spitrod]

Okay. It's late. 2:30 am..

I just went to the gas station for a pack of smokes. When I was getting
out of my car, I hear what sounded like an import pulling into the parking
lot.

I look and see this local hillbilly dude in his Ford Contour. He threw on some
performance, honda-esque muffler, took the hubcaps off his wheels, sprayed
them black, and put some racing stickers in his rear windows.

I'm anything but a "car bully"...but are these people for real? I would feel
like the biggest ass driving around in a fraudulent "street racer"...

The only thing he was missing was the cardboard body kit.

I seriously laughed out loud in the parking lot. It's insulting to those of us
who spend every day under our hoods and in our cars.

[Spitrod]

a guy around here has a geo metro with a honda K-series motor in it. supposedly dangerous on the track but ppl still call him a ricer.

the moral of the story is: one mans beast is another mans rice.... naaaa nvm that didnt work

Oh dude, around here (Detroit), they absolutely hate anything that isn't part of the Big Three.
I think one reason they attack Japanese cars is because it's embarrasing for them when they
get beat by one.

Anything Japanese is called a "rice burner" around here.

I see 30 bumper stickers a day that say, "Out Of A Job Yet? Keep Buying Foreign"..
That's no exaggeration. At least 30.

I named my car Spitrod because people hate her...and because she's actually been
spit on around here before.

Nice, eh?