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[Spitrod]

Okay. It's late. 2:30 am..

I just went to the gas station for a pack of smokes. When I was getting
out of my car, I hear what sounded like an import pulling into the parking
lot.

I look and see this local hillbilly dude in his Ford Contour. He threw on some
performance, honda-esque muffler, took the hubcaps off his wheels, sprayed
them black, and put some racing stickers in his rear windows.

I'm anything but a "car bully"...but are these people for real? I would feel
like the biggest ass driving around in a fraudulent "street racer"...

The only thing he was missing was the cardboard body kit.

I seriously laughed out loud in the parking lot. It's insulting to those of us
who spend every day under our hoods and in our cars.

[D-Man]

I named my car Spitrod because people hate her...and because she's actually been
spit on around here before.

WTF?! I'd have to regulate on a mo'fo

There's a giant gap between trying to make something rusty look nice, than putting something nice on an already nice vehicle.

I had a rusted peice of junk, and i liked it that way

u know wat i hate...ppl who mount razors on teh rear of there perfectly good car...it just is weird...haha just playin

Yeah, Me too. Stupid ricey raver bastards Always picking up all the chicks

I wish i was atleast

When I throw a huge sticker on my car that says, "TURBO", you can Pistol Whip me.

There is no reason to NOT have a turbo sticker, if you ARE turbo'd. If you n/a, with a turbo sticker, then you're a poser

cool air for the engine manny,it would help ur engine run better..a high up mod like urself should know that

on a stock 5s???
spare me.

ohh wait, lemme guess....
you got a ubercool +25whp super fantastic cold air intake, attached to the scoop, right?

BEST MANNY COMMENT EVER!!

I liked the ubercool part... i'm going to be saying that for weeks...

But he's deff right. On a n/a 5sfe, hood scooped cold air is going to account for maybe .00001 HP. lol. Maybe .002 if you've got your super auto turbo plastic fan device attached oh wait, no... Ubercool plastic fan device

ROFL @ ubercool