Happy New Year, my Goyim friends! Options

[GriffGirl]

5769! (I coulda told you over three thousand years ago that that whole "y2k" thing was bs! )

Happy Rosh Hashana!

Love,
(Your friendly Pasty Irish Jew),
Griffy

[GriffGirl]

^ which is a large part of why I left. In Portland, that same money gets you an entire HOUSE to rent. With a yard.

But I sure do miss the city... and the bagels. Oh how I miss the bagels. There's a decent bagel place here (started by a NYer no less) but it's not the same. But you know what I miss just as much? Boar's Head. Hardly any place here has Boar's Head meats and the very few that do charge an a$$ load for it. What I wouldn't give for a really good turkey sandwich on some quality bread - not the white bread sh*t you get over here. Oh - and pickles. The pickles here suck. And I mean they SUCK. Not only does no one here know what the hell challa bread is (a few have "heard" of it, but they pronounce it phonetically which is a clear indicator that they're clueless), they wouldn't know a good kosher dill if it smacked them in the face!