Carbon Fibre... shirt? Options

[Taskbot]

Okay, this may sound random but bear with me.

So I've been thinking a lot about how there's threads and stuff about people wrapping parts in carbon fibre and its got me to thinking.... I want to make a carbon fibre shirt. Like a long sleeve dress shirt.

Now don't start hating on me, because this is NOT a well thought out idea. It just came to my brain and I thought it was a really cool idea.

So theoretically: How much do you think it would cost? How the hell do you think I could wash it? Do you think it will ever get dirty? Do you think it would look awesome?

[Taskbot]

haha yeah, well I wear a shirt under ususally. I just kind of like throwing on long sleeve shirts over tshirts. So the only places that would be itchy are the collar and the cuffs. I was thinking of some kind of epoxy or resin or some other plastic just to coat the frays so they won't be itchy.

I think I actually might start with a tie first, but so far all of my friends think this is an okay idea. (even the one who is going to have to sew this crap together.)