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post Oct 24, 2008 - 11:53 AM
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It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as asquare based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.
Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.
Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you?


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post Oct 24, 2008 - 3:01 PM
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It's storys like this is why i love history. Thanks for this one griff. Do you know where the middle finger comes from?


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post Oct 24, 2008 - 6:40 PM
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QUOTE (D-Man @ Oct 24, 2008 - 3:01 PM) *
It's storys like this is why i love history. Thanks for this one griff. Do you know where the middle finger comes from?


It comes from the middle ages. When archers got captured the capturers use to chop off the first and second fingers instead of keeping them as prisoners. Could you imagine trying to use a bow and arrow with your other two fingers? So the archers that had never been caught use to show their first and second fingers as an insult to those they were shooting at. Over time it just got shortened to the middle finger. smile.gif.

Got to love the history channel.


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- GriffGirl   Brass Monkey Trivia   Oct 24, 2008 - 11:53 AM
- - illneversellmycelli   wow learn something new every day, and to think at...   Oct 24, 2008 - 12:15 PM
- - zero07   They filmed the video for the song brass monkey......   Oct 24, 2008 - 12:49 PM
- - BloodyStupidDavey   QUOTE (GriffGirl @ Oct 24, 2008 - 5...   Oct 24, 2008 - 1:10 PM
- - GriffGirl   ^That's an awesome contribution, thank you for...   Oct 24, 2008 - 2:51 PM
- - D-Man   It's storys like this is why i love history. T...   Oct 24, 2008 - 3:01 PM
|- - parriehunter   QUOTE (D-Man @ Oct 24, 2008 - 3...   Oct 24, 2008 - 6:40 PM
- - jesterwr217   brass monkey that funky monkey.....   Oct 24, 2008 - 6:09 PM
- - GriffGirl   Brass monkey junkie   Oct 24, 2008 - 6:39 PM
- - GriffGirl   I <3 my thumbs.   Oct 24, 2008 - 6:49 PM
- - brthrurik   and then there's always the good ol' Orang...   Oct 31, 2008 - 2:39 PM
- - D-Man   QUOTE (parriehunter @ Oct 24, 2008 - 6...   Oct 31, 2008 - 3:54 PM
- - parriehunter   Thanks D-Man for that accurate answer.   Oct 31, 2008 - 5:46 PM
- - axelrduvirage   my Mother in law is a British War Bride. Put 2 pi...   Nov 4, 2008 - 6:21 PM
|- - GriffGirl   QUOTE (axelrduvirage @ Nov 4, 2008 - 3...   Nov 4, 2008 - 6:30 PM
- - axelrduvirage   why you coy little minx!...happy belated? b...   Nov 4, 2008 - 6:36 PM
- - darthripley   QUOTE (axelrduvirage @ Nov 4, 2008 - 3...   Nov 4, 2008 - 6:38 PM
- - RickJamesBish   History is interesting... Sort of like the origin...   Nov 4, 2008 - 6:45 PM
|- - GriffGirl   QUOTE (RickJamesBish @ Nov 4, 2008 - 3...   Nov 7, 2008 - 7:40 PM
|- - RickJamesBish   QUOTE (GriffGirl @ Nov 7, 2008 - 8:4...   Nov 7, 2008 - 8:27 PM
- - bslik   ^^^^ thats kinda scary ^^^^   Nov 7, 2008 - 1:04 PM


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