How I FAILED with two playboy bunnies..., *the sadness continues* Options

[CAMAricer]

I was at the race at Laguna Seca last weekend (American Le Mans) and caught the race, cars, booths, etc. At the Mazda tent, there were four playmates signing autographs, and since I was the only one in my party who paid to get in, I figured I'd get my money's worth and get the signed photos (my boys chickened out). So, when it was my turn, I introduced myself to one of the girls but got back a very peculiar look. Here's how the conversation went:

"Hey! You look familiar. Have I seen you before?"
"Nah, I don't think so."

[She begins to start signing, then stops and looks up at me again]

"No, really. I know you from somewhere..."

[At this point, I'm freaking out because it was like she was accusing me of being a stalker or something]

"Um, I don't think so."

"You look really familiar. How come I think I've seen you before?"

"Gee, maybe all Asians look the same to you?"

[She bursts out laughing, turns to her friend.]

"Oh my gosh, he's so funny! He said that all Asians look the same! Isn't that hilarious!?"

[The friend makes a comment how she gets the same thing said to her too (apparently she's Asian too). She turns back at me, grabs a hold of my forearm and smiles. Then she proceeds to sign the photo, now holding my hand. Here's where things head south...]

Me - "Well, I'm from LA. You been down there?"
Her - "Yeah! Which shows were you at? Were you at Glamor-con?"
Me - "Um, no. Maybe a comic book convention?"
Her - "A what convention?"
Her friend - "You said comic convention, right?"
Me - "Yeah."


I swear you had to be there to fully understand the looks on both of their faces when I let that slip out. Off went her hand from mine, a pathetic shake of the head, and a firm, "No," was the reply.

Her - "Well thanks for stopping by."



AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For the record, I meant to say Sports Collectible convention (Frank & Sons, for those who live in SoCal). It was once a comic book convention, but evolved to a sports memorabilia show.

Anyways, I had this girl laughing, smiling, hanging on to my hand, the works. With a slip of the tongue, I ended up looking like an idiot. *sigh*...and I used to have more game than this too...

Oh, if you wondering which playmates they were, here are the pics:





This post has been edited by CAMAricer: Oct 26, 2008 - 2:13 AM

[Random_Stranger]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. They are playmates my boy. Upper class prostitutes/strippers. Wait...... I mean upper class strippers. Porn stars are upper class prostitutes. Pretty much, a stripper you approach, you whip out a dollar and say "Lemme see them warlocks", and then bam! There they are. A playmate is nothing special man. From how you said them girls talk, I doubt they got an IQ above 12. The only difference between them and a dog other than looks is, the dog sees in black & white. You gotta step up your game and be like "AY! (then use your intelligence to get the strippers-o-elegance, you feel me?)".


Make up something like "Did you know swallowing can help improve the color of your off white teeth if from someone of blood type (insert yours here), during (the exact time of day)?" They just human beings, they get the $#!Ts like we all do, they ain't Goddess. You over there acting like they don't wake up in the morning with some of that "Do you know Kung Fu? Cuz your breath be Kickin'" breath.

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Oct 25, 2008 - 10:28 PM