What is EggNog?, Seriously Options

[D-Man]

Every year about this merry time, i hear people talking of EggNog... WTF is EggNog? When i was a kid, i though it was alcholic; because you always see some drunk dude on a TV christmas special, and someone says; "he's had too much Eggnog".

But the otherday, my chick f-ed up and bought me EggNog Coffee creamer... and it tasted like i was munching on a cinimin stick or something Is EggNog really THAT nasty? Is it a form of alchol? Does it even have Eggs in it? WTF is a "Nog"?

Not trying to be totaly retarted here... but i've seen it mentioned several times on this fourm; so someone help me out here.

Thanks

[D-Man]

i don't need to try that to know i hate it...

That's a rather closed minded statement
But then again, we're talking about raw-egg

Don't - it's fcukin nasty. Just drink the liquor straight and cook you some scrambled eggs and call it a day

I just get it from the grocery store. I really like it, I think it's pretty good stuff. I mean it's not as good as chocolate milk or anything.... but ya know. Wouldn't want it year round, but I like it fine once in a while this time of year.

Common houston crew, you're conflicting intrest's here.

Death, I drink it stright all year round... I figured it'd be nice to have for christmas so my boozing isn't as obvious.

Though how i'll hide the rest of my family's boozing is another story These mo'fuggers make me look like a 7 year AA member Seriously, People will be putting down coffee cups and grabing beer no later than 10am (usualy 8.30-9.00). within an hour of eating, my mom's new hubby will be walking around drinking vodka from the half-gallon bottles that he buys; Within two hours my mom's will be doing the same with the tequila... My cousin will be working on his second bottle of W/e liquor he polishes and encuraging everyone to take "yea-ger" bombs, tequila shots, raging inferno's or w/e else he can muster up with what i've got... And I'll be trying to convincie my chicks family that we're worthwile inlaws to have

I was hoping we could just have "eggnog" at try to hide ourselfs... But come christmas; (knowning me) somewhere after my first 12 pack, but before i get started on hard liquor... I'll say "fcuk it" and say that i'm proud of my family how they are... After the hard liquor I may even tell em that i love em...



oh man...

I'm starting to doubble think having christmas at my house this year... I remember the mess my mom's & my cousin made last year

fcuk

EDIT: i know "yea-ger" starts with a "j" but i cannot spell that schett... Dude, death you're german... Spell it for me!

This post has been edited by D-Man: Dec 22, 2008 - 4:21 PM