wanna laugh?, funny joke i just heard Options

[Blue2naphish]

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. he looks over at the man sitting next to him and notices that he has a huge lighter beside his beer. So the guy asked the man, "hey, where did you get that huge lighter?"
The man replies'"my genie gave it to me." "oh, word, you have a genie?" " "you wanna give it a try" the man asks. "Sure". So the man reaches in his coat and pulls out a shiny gold lamp. "The guy takes the lamp and gives it a rub. At that instant a genie pops out of the lamp. "What is your wish, sir" the genie asks.
"I would like a million bucks" said the guy. "your wish is my command" said the genie, and he returned into the lamp.

Five mintues later the doors to the bar burst open and thousands of ducks start flooding the bar floor and flying around the room. "What the hell, i didnt ask for a million ducks, i ask for a million bucks," said the guy as he turns to the man with the lamp." What the hell is wrong with your genie?" The man looks at him and says"What, you really think I asked for a twelve inch BIC?"