 This is why I have learned to love the Texans., (warning - SERIOUSLY off topic chick content inside.) |
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 May 28, 2008 - 6:15 PM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Mar 4, '03 From Kirkland, Washington Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
Thank you for sharing that. Im off to copy and paste and send to every woman i know :-)
so true so true are those words!!! PS - Pads for the lose - sitting in your own blood = gross! -------------------- Cruisin down the street in my Infiniti...always lookin for my next trip to Sin City
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May 28, 2008 - 6:16 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '07 From Bergen county NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 24 (100%) |
 ....men.....hahahahahaha...you make me laugh...anyway thanks for a good laugh.
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May 28, 2008 - 6:33 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
QUOTE (BlackCelicaGT94 @ May 28, 2008 - 4:15 PM)  Thank you for sharing that. Im off to copy and paste and send to every woman i know :-) so true so true are those words!!! PS - Pads for the lose - sitting in your own blood = gross! Good lord isn't that the truth. There isn't a dry weave (f-16?  ) alive that could change that!monkey - 1988? OMFG I was in high school already. Ugh I'm old. FLOCK OF SEAGULLS FTMFW!!!! (not really. I was more of a Motley Crüe/Def Leppard kinda poofy-haired girl) --------------------  |
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May 28, 2008 - 9:19 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 23, '07 From Houston TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
OK
First, That letter was awesome. I am still laughing. Second, Server and Monkey. Let me assure you that you have no idea what you are talking about. I watched my daughter being born and yes my wife was druged up pretty good, but if she wasnt, which a lot of women choose not to, i imagin that that would have been like having a orange come out the tip of your wang. not trying to start **** or cause an argument, but i would take a shot in the nuts with a hammer before i would trade places with women in giving birth. |
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May 29, 2008 - 11:20 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
-------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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May 29, 2008 - 11:23 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 21, '07 From I-59 -N- 610 Houston, Tx Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
ahh so very true so very true
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May 29, 2008 - 11:42 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 20, '07 From Bakersfield, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 10 (100%) |
Whoa, that chick has issues. Who really has the time to write and get all hissy from "Have a Happy Period"? LOL F-16
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May 29, 2008 - 12:00 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '07 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
my girls on the pill so she has 1 period every 3 months. my balls are very happy
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May 29, 2008 - 12:02 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
QUOTE (monkey @ May 28, 2008 - 6:04 PM) july 18 (1988)  QUOTE (monkey @ May 28, 2008 - 6:04 PM) and now dat u say the bones dont return i need to find me some twins... one to have the baby and one for afterwards..... i personally dont like the whole hotdog in the hallway situation.... That would be my gal and her twin sister. And yes, Griff is correct (also, If your worried about her "bones" then you sir, are worried about the wrong thing  )QUOTE (Havok1997GT @ May 28, 2008 - 9:19 PM) Second, Server and Monkey. Let me assure you that you have no idea what you are talking about. I watched my daughter being born and yes my wife was druged up pretty good, but if she wasnt, which a lot of women choose not to, i imagin that that would have been like having a orange come out the tip of your wang. not trying to start **** or cause an argument, but i would take a shot in the nuts with a hammer before i would trade places with women in giving birth. x2. Orange From the wang is a pretty good comparison. and i'd rather take a shot to my boys than piss an orange personally QUOTE (95CelicaST @ May 28, 2008 - 6:14 PM) And monkey - if you didn't know.... They're always right too.  so true...
This post has been edited by D-Man: May 29, 2008 - 12:05 PM -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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May 29, 2008 - 12:15 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 12, '02 From Webster Ma. Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
i dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
cliché i know. but its truth. being female is a curse on all mankind. thats why in china... nvm. i am women hear me ovulate. This post has been edited by x_itchy_b_x: May 29, 2008 - 12:16 PM -------------------- |
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May 29, 2008 - 1:45 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
WAPCE!!!
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May 30, 2008 - 4:16 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
I just really need to move to Oregon. Srsly. I, um....
Uh.... I'm moving to Oregon. You, me, your girl, we get a 3 way marriage thing going (I don't care if its not technically legal). Srsly. -------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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May 30, 2008 - 8:12 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
 Panda, what the hell are you going on about? you just wanna move their because with the lack of heat, your sure to find more pasty white chicks. Yummy, pasty white chicks Panda; Road trip? there's bound to be a mall somewhere... (we just gotta fix up the cars first  )
-------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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May 30, 2008 - 3:57 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 23, '07 From Houston TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE (thespacepanda @ May 30, 2008 - 4:16 AM) I just really need to move to Oregon. Srsly. I, um.... Uh.... I'm moving to Oregon. You, me, your girl, we get a 3 way marriage thing going (I don't care if its not technically legal). Srsly. I thought you would feel that way. |
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May 30, 2008 - 4:13 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 23, '08 From Muskego,Wi Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
i wanna know how this guy feels.....
 [URL=http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=48&i=xinsrc40203052813370463vh6.jpg]  [/URI probably just brought on a whole new topic...... -------------------- 2nd Gen 3s-gte.... It lives!
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May 30, 2008 - 4:39 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
yeah stambo, that need's it's own thread. I'm not even going to comment here...
-------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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May 30, 2008 - 6:03 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
^heh... that guy is from Oregon.
Panda... come on up, the weather's fine and there's plenty of room!
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May 30, 2008 - 7:36 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 23, '07 From Houston TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE (GriffGirl @ May 30, 2008 - 6:03 PM) ^heh... that guy is from Oregon. Panda... come on up, the weather's fine and there's plenty of room! Plenty isnt enough for Panda.
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May 30, 2008 - 8:45 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 30, '06 From Augusta, GA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
That's not even a dude...
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May 30, 2008 - 11:44 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 14, '07 From Provo, UT USA Currently Offline Reputation: 25 (100%) |
isn't it funny that we didn't even get a female response (besides OP) until the 2nd page?
growing up with sisters i totally understand this LOL. it was definitely a good laugh. on the child birth thing, both my bro and bro in-law had kidney stones. those aren't even the size of a pea and they both said they hurt like hell. i couldn't even imagine a grape let alone orange passing through my UNIT. ouch!!!!! we really do have it easy as guys. --------------------  Call me a traitor! See if I care. ;) |
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