Ricers are Funny Options

[Coomer]

So yesterday I got a call from a Seattle area code...I picked up the phone and it was some guy asking about my car for sale because he saw it on another site. He asked if I'd be interested in any trades and I told him "maybe for an Infiniti G20 or some other nice sedan." So he tells me he's got the perfect trade for me...I asked him what he's thinking and he says he has a '95 Civic hatchback.

I could tell this was gonna be entertaining, so I asked him what it had done...he said it has Supra tail-lights molded in and '97 Civic headlights in the front. I asked him what color his car was and he said it's primered. I asked if it had a swap or what, and he said "nah man, it's all stock."

So I told him I wasn't interested really, and he told me "It's cool...just think it over and get back to me if you're interested." Then he went on to ask me some questions about his Celica. He said he has a '90 Celica and he recently swapped in a crate motor from Japan, but now it hits fuel cutoff when he hits 35 mph. So I told him to check out Celica.net since I don't know much about the fifth gens.

Hoping he was done, I told him I'd think about it and if I changed my mind I'd get back to him. Then he was like "Wait wait wait...I also have a '91 Integra GS...it's an auto two door, but you could do a swap." I told him the reason why I got rid of one of my Celicas was because it was an auto and he told me "Oh, that's no problem...tranny swaps are easy on these cars." I then told him I had to get back to homework and finally got off the phone with him.

It was so funny though...this kid had no clue.

[Ale_lock]

Uh, gold star for that guy.

[jojobombiest]

What's the point of 3 cars?? At least one of them is a celica

[Supersprynt]

I woulda taken that trade in a heartbeat.

Seriously...im not joking. Honestly though, I would.

[Coomer]

I woulda taken that trade in a heartbeat.

Seriously...im not joking. Honestly though, I would.
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Which one? Civic or Integra?

[Supersprynt]

Definately the primered Civic with supra tails and civic tails put in the front.

But i'd only do it to save the Supra tails from a horrible existence.

[amysmojo]

Damn I would have said "do u have a buss pass? cause id rather trade for that than any of those cars"

[yellowxboy]

HAHAHAHAHAH good stuff coomer.. if only he sent u a pic of the car.. wut a wannabe

[macavely]

my mom told me if i have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all... but shes not here.... no i better not say anything at all... but i just can't help my self.... oh thank God the phone just rang.... ..