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Questions that really need answers...







1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"





2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."



3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a song about him?



5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?



6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?



7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?




12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




Stop singing and read on..........



14. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?




15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?




16. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



17. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?






Are you still singing the alphabet song??????







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Posts in this topic
- BlackCelicaGT94   Questions that really need answers   Dec 8, 2004 - 5:25 PM
- - fastgt   1 and 2 make good points   Dec 8, 2004 - 5:46 PM
- - thedevilmaycrie   my head hurts now... -DMC   Dec 8, 2004 - 5:54 PM
- - Anub1s   Those are very interesting questions....hmmm now I...   Dec 8, 2004 - 6:13 PM
- - Consynx   3) because you can sleep walk and get something to...   Dec 8, 2004 - 6:42 PM
- - CelicaBuddy   LOL This is about the freezer question.... My fr...   Dec 8, 2004 - 7:08 PM
- - BlackCelicaGT94   so true about the ob-gyn shes gonna be looking at...   Dec 8, 2004 - 7:27 PM
|- - Uppitycracker   QUOTE(BlackCelicaGT94 @ Dec 8, 2004 - 5:27 PM...   Dec 8, 2004 - 8:03 PM
- - Consynx   technically you can, but it'll take some work....   Dec 8, 2004 - 8:01 PM
- - YellowTwo   Those questions are pretty stupid if you ask me......   Dec 8, 2004 - 8:43 PM
- - Sh0gunkid8721   another question to ask urself... If the professo...   Dec 8, 2004 - 8:51 PM
|- - Pali_playa   QUOTE(Sh0gunkid8721 @ Dec 8, 2004 - 9:51 PM)a...   Dec 8, 2004 - 10:31 PM
- - dstrbcelica   i have a light my my freezer. -dstrb   Dec 8, 2004 - 11:00 PM
|- - amysmojo   QUOTE(dstrbcelica @ Dec 8, 2004 - 8:00 PM)i h...   Dec 9, 2004 - 9:42 AM
- - Blakout16   10 ) answer = testies. l.o.l on 13... i sang :-/ ...   Dec 9, 2004 - 3:47 AM
- - mr_dude   18) Why does this post exist?   Dec 9, 2004 - 3:54 AM
- - Blakout16   cuz its funny.   Dec 9, 2004 - 4:14 AM
- - forkee   1. Who was the first person to look at a cow ...   Dec 9, 2004 - 1:21 PM
- - neoklis   I really dont think that someone was supposed to a...   Dec 10, 2004 - 10:48 AM
- - neoklis   found it: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get...   Dec 10, 2004 - 11:01 AM
- - orvillescelica   the funny thing is... for these warning labels to ...   Dec 10, 2004 - 11:38 AM
|- - Uppitycracker   QUOTE(orvillescelica @ Dec 10, 2004 - 9:38 AM...   Dec 10, 2004 - 9:34 PM
- - Sev408   hey hey my cereal is telling me something: OOOOOOO...   Dec 10, 2004 - 8:40 PM


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