Questions that really need answers, funny! Options

[orvillescelica]

the funny thing is... for these warning labels to exist, someone somewhere had to have done it!

about the questions:

1) dates back to somewhere around 8000-6000 BC (i looked it up)
2) probably around the same time. Had to eat something with that milk..
3) condensation would build in light rendering useless... but now they all have lights
4) What is 'craking corn' anyway?
5) Usually hearses dont take the freeway so that the rest of the funeral persetion can follow.
6) Because pointing to your wrist is the international symbol for "whats the time," Pointing to your crotch is the international symbol for "youve peed your pants!"
7) Because they would rather watch you undress through the hidden peep hole
8) Pluto is a pet of Mickey, Goofy is free of opression!
9) Its the principle of it all. The Cyote has never had road runner before, so hes willing to spend the time and money to catch one.
10) ha! funny...
11)Why, babies of course! its a by-product of stem cell research
12)Electricty comes from magic, and so do morons
13)So Kids can learn the alphabet to a familar song they already know.
The downside to this is that kids think that "Ellemenopee" is one letter.
14)i bet it makes them depressed because they cant read, so they eat chicken noodle instead
15) Because the dog is pissed off at YOU, all the time... the blow in the face was just the last draw!
16)No, but pushing it as hard as you can does.

[Sev408]

hey hey my cereal is telling me something: OOOOOOO

"Peter those are cheerios"

This post has been edited by Sev408: Dec 10, 2004 - 8:40 PM

[Uppitycracker]

3) condensation would build in light rendering useless... but now they all have lights

12)Electricty comes from magic, and so do morons

3) Well condensation cant form in a bulb because its vaccum sealed, they put air tight guards over balbs in freezers and some fridges to prevent condensation building up on the bare bulb.

12) I hope thats a joke

All your other ones make sense. Personally I dont think any of those questions need answering, any person with a little bit of reasoning can see the obvious answers to them.