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post Feb 14, 2005 - 3:00 PM
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Top Ten Valentine's Day Card Verses
That Didn't Quite Make The Cut
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store,
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!

4. Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown, but so has your ass!

3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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Posts in this topic
- gas65   Top Ten Valentine's Day Card Verses   Feb 14, 2005 - 3:00 PM
- - Supersprynt   Now that, was funny.   Feb 14, 2005 - 3:35 PM
- - Digndoug   5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, Bu...   Feb 14, 2005 - 4:46 PM
- - creis   Very funny   Feb 14, 2005 - 5:32 PM
- - brianforster   "If love is in the air its because it hasnt l...   Feb 14, 2005 - 5:36 PM
- - BlackCelicaGT94   2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, ...   Feb 14, 2005 - 6:39 PM


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