WTB:really cheap Bra., i need a bra for my pirate car. Options

[urbandork]

ok so hears the story. not to long ago i got into a fender bender in which my pasensger head lights were destroyed as such i just took them off. I had found a pair but the seller backed out which i guess is cool as he did send the money back.

N e way i was having a chat with some friends and then i later brought it up in a 6gc chat room and i brought up and idea i had. I am going to go to the socal meet on the 19th hopfully with my turbo in the car. However missing one pair of head lights and bent hood i had the idea of putting a eye patch on my car and a stuffed pariot on the spoiler thus making my car a pirate. I might add other nick nacks like a peg leg and a hook on the front and rear rim, but for now an eye patch, pariot, and perhaps a skull and cross some where will do.

So this is what i need. I need a bra for my car, on of those black covers for the front bumper that i can cut up and make into an eye patch.

any one have one