jill020306, IM IT BIICHES Options

[Consynx]

This was the funniest IM i've had in a while...about 8hrs to be exact. Some of the language is vulgar, and i was just seein how they automated the responses. pretty funny IMO, people in the chat already saw the whole convo, since i posted it as i send em

ConSynX: who are u?
jill020306: This is Jill020306, brought to you by the movie "When a Stranger Calls." To read the privacy policy, click here.

hey what is going on?
ConSynX: wow....
jill020306: i could really chat right now.

bobby is such a jerk.
ConSynX: yes, yes he is
jill020306: oh yes? yes he is? is that right?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: so?
ConSynX: so
jill020306: yes, so?
ConSynX: omg u hawt lets sex
jill020306: what?
ConSynX: lol, this is retarded
jill020306: this is retarded, huh?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: aha.
ConSynX: yea, you know it
jill020306: huh.
ConSynX: you know this is retarded
jill020306: know this is retarded? u think i know this is retarded?
ConSynX: **** yea
jill020306: i c. u don't like yea? i'll remember that.
ConSynX: **** you
jill020306: i understand that's a very unkind insult.
ConSynX: **** me
jill020306: that's a flattering offer... but i'm not really into it, sorry.
ConSynX: **** Jill
jill020306: that's rather vulgar.
ConSynX: **** Jack
jill020306: interesting. u don't like jack? i'll remember that.
ConSynX: lol, wow...
jill020306: i'll say.
ConSynX: you'll say what
jill020306: i can't be too sure.
ConSynX: why
jill020306: because... that's the way it is, i suppose.
ConSynX: only suppose?
jill020306: who knows, know what i mean?
ConSynX: no
jill020306: fine.

that's all very interesting. anyway...

wait, he's calling again. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
ConSynX: it's prob just the dude your babysitting for
ConSynX: durrrr
jill020306: omg.
ConSynX: omFg
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: yea he can...pervert
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: get nekked for him
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: it's not, ur being watched
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: get nekked for him
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: no thanks, that sounds pretty gay
i'm not into that 2-guy stuff
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: lol, your phone is a 800 number?
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: i'll pass
ConSynX: are you dead yet?
ConSynX: DIE
ConSynX: die
jill020306: this whole week has been terrible.
ConSynX: u need a backrub?
jill020306: he keeps calling and telling me 2 check the children.
ConSynX: he wants to make sure they don't when when you make teh sex
jill020306: i think i am going crazy. look, all my friends r at a party - u need 2 call me and listen in on this call.
ConSynX: hell no
jill020306: that a fact?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: uh huh, uh huh.
ConSynX: it's a fact your gay
jill020306: is that really any concern of yours?
ConSynX: yes
jill020306: i don't think it matters, personally.
ConSynX: i do
jill020306: do u?
ConSynX: **** yea
jill020306: yes, i know.
ConSynX: do you like to "do it" yourself?
jill020306: hmm... i'm not sure how i feel about doing it myself.
ConSynX: I hope you got room in your trunk, cuz i'm parkin my bike in it
jill020306: u hope i got room in my trunk cuz u r parkin my bike in doing it myself? ok, whatevah.
ConSynX: i see you
jill020306: good.
ConSynX: check the kids
jill020306: i might do that. we'll c.

hold on. it's the phone.
ConSynX: check the kids
ConSynX: DOOOO ITTT
jill020306: it was him. he asked about the children.
ConSynX: yea, go check the kids
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: i c you too
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: yeaaaaa baby
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: ah damnit, you looped
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: **** **** **** ****
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: **** **** **** ****
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: **** you
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: **** that
ConSynX: **** this
ConSynX: **** beans
ConSynX: **** chairs
jill020306: wait, he's calling again. brb
ConSynX: **** you
ConSynX: **** jill
jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children.
ConSynX: **** bobby
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: ****....life
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: **** squares
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: **** SHOES!
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: shower
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: omg your hot lets sex
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
ConSynX: omg you hott lets sex
ConSynX: omg you not hott, i'm paper-baggin it
jill020306: brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy.
ConSynX: omg you hot i sex ur butthole
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
jill020306: omg.
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: wow, **** this
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: you on a constant loop now
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: www.yourgay.com
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: hmmmm
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
ConSynX: 2
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: 3
ConSynX: 4
ConSynX: 5
ConSynX: 6
jill020306: phone again. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
ConSynX: 7
ConSynX: 8
jill020306: omg! it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children!!!
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i think he can c me.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: omg. omg.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
jill020306: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

ConSynX: 1
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
ConSynX: 1
ConSynX: 2
ConSynX: 3
ConSynX: 4
jill020306: look, this guy keeps calling over here and its starting 2 freak me out ? i think i'm just going crazy.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: he keeps asking me 2 check the children.
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: i think he can c me. will u call me?
ConSynX: 1
jill020306: what's 1?
ConSynX: 2
jill020306: 2? what's 2?
ConSynX: buckle my shoe
jill020306: what? u want me 2 buckle your shoe?
ConSynX: i want you
jill020306: how could u... want... that?
ConSynX: omg you hot lets sex
jill020306: i know that hot lets sex.
ConSynX: are you a virgin
jill020306: that's none of your business.
ConSynX: did it hurt?
jill020306: maybe. it depends.
ConSynX: were you abused?
jill020306: i dunno.

so that was fascinating. let's talk about something else.
ConSynX: sex?
jill020306: hmm...
ConSynX: here...what's 020306
jill020306: here what is 020306?
ConSynX: where's this movie take place
jill020306: i dunno.
ConSynX: what kinda sick freak doesn't call to check up on his kids
jill020306: i think u know what does not ups on his kids.
ConSynX: you ever had Mexican Food?
jill020306: i'll have 2 think about that.

anyway, what else do u want 2 talk about?
ConSynX: food
jill020306: cool. what do u have 2 say about food?
ConSynX: good
jill020306: wonderful.
ConSynX: sex
jill020306: can we talk about something else?
ConSynX: kids?
jill020306: what do u think?
ConSynX: hmmm, 2
jill020306: what's 2?
ConSynX: how many kids we're gonna have
jill020306: how many kids we r gonna have? i have no idea.
ConSynX: You love Tyna don't cha?
jill020306: i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
ConSynX: but you had sex with her! come on!
jill020306: u just don't give up, huh?
ConSynX: nope. you give her da buttsex. you love her
jill020306: why r u so obsessed with sex?
ConSynX: because i saw you
jill020306: cuz u saw me?
ConSynX: yea, ever since all i think is "OMFG YOU HOTT LETS SEX"
jill020306: i'm american.
ConSynX: okay
jill020306: yes
ConSynX: ready to sex?
*she went back into the loop here, which i didn't feel like going through again*

This post has been edited by Consynx: Jan 26, 2006 - 12:45 PM