Favorite Comedians, Who's your's? Options

[6th_celi_vert]

Since Im Big into comedy, i was just wondering who you all find funny.

I personally am a HUGE fan of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of south park. Theyre friggin comical masterminds. I dont think they have done anything that i didnt find hilarious.

BASEketball was friggin' awesome!

A few others that i find amusing:

Zack Galifinakis (Because he's so weird)
Dane Cook
Nick Swardson
Brian Posieghn (I think thats how you spell it)
Jim Bruer


PS: Butters is my hero.

[bojangles_8686]

Dane Cook
Patton Oswalt
Another guy (I cant remember his name) who talks about what happens when you try to say two words at the same time, anybody know what Im talking about?

This post has been edited by bojangles_8686: Oct 12, 2006 - 8:19 AM

[Mynzeyes]

Dane Cook
Patton Oswalt
Another guy (I cant remember his name) who talks about what happens when you try to say two words at the same time, anybody know what Im talking about?

Brian Regan? "Take..luck."

[jgreening]

Frank Caliendo

[confucious]

chris rock

[axelrduvirage]

Carlos Mencia

Dave Chapelle

Chris Rock

William Shatner

[Supersprynt]

I liked Dane Cook 3 yrs ago now he's everywhere and very annoying.

I like Pablo Francisco, Jim Gaffigan, Daniel Tosh, Brian Regan, John Pinette & more that I cant remember.

[sinner96ST]

dane cook isn't that funny, to be honest. I have no idea why he's so wildly popular, perhaps it's some kind of trend.

dave attell
steven wright
jay mohr
dennis leary
bobcat goldwaith
lewis black

i could go on, and on, and on.

[mzztoyota]

Margaret Cho, Carlos Mencia DEFINITELY, and just about anyone or any show on comedy central, lol, I'm a cheap laugh...

There was one woman, a lesbian, who used to make a joke about how when her mother was drinking tea with friends and they all bragged about their kid's careers, her mother would sit there like "My daughter is a comedian....and a lesbian....both at the same time." She was awesome.

[phonex98]

i liked dane cook about 3 years ago.... but now his jokes are 100% old recycled jokes, and doesnt have any fresh material.

[hitcachi]

john stewart ftmfw!

[celica47]

Guys i have to go way back before my time but they air some of his material from the 80's on the comedy channel but "Eddie Murphy Raw" is the @$#$@^. Anyone ever seen any of his stand up?

[Chanh55]

Russell Peters.

[j0e_p3t]

^ x2. that guy cracks me up. russell peters ftw. <---- huge, not 56k friendly.

This post has been edited by j0e_p3t: Oct 12, 2006 - 7:25 PM

[saleeka]

Margaret Cho

I agree

[devilsden97]

DANE COOK

CHRIS ROCK

I DONT REMEBER HIS NAME, BUT THE GUY THATS AN VANTRILIQUIST...I REMEMBER SEEING HIM ON COMEDY CENTRAL. (HELP ME OUT WITH A NAME PEOPLE)

[Glitch001]

Ashy Larry, Russel Peters, Robin Williams, Jim Carry, Chris Rock, Pablo Fransisco, Todd Barry, Demetri Martin ect ect.

[ExSane]

The famous comedian... Dave Chapelle!

[presure2]

eddie murphy... circa 1983
"Delerious" is one of the BEST stand up routines ever, bar none.

[amysmojo]

Demetri Martin - that guy cracks me up! He is going to be in town next month, I want to go see him.....yeah! Anyone else wanna go?? Natalie????

I quote this a lot, funnier to hear him say it!
"Cotton Balls is an example of a nickname I wouldn't want....hey aren't you Cotton Balls!? -yeah, what's up I'm Dry all over...!"

"Cinnamon Buns is a nick name I would want!....Are you cinnamon buns!? You bet your Sweet Ass I am..."




******cant help myself....here are some more funny things he has said LOL... ******

*I was on the train and I heard this guy say to his friend,'Man, I'm really good at checkers.' Which is the same as saying 'Man, I'm not good at alot of things. I suck at everything except checkers. King me, dog!'

*From checkers I learned that a king is a guy with a guy that looks exactly like him directly on top of him. But life has told me that that is a queen.

*I think drowning would be a horrible experience. But I bet a little less horrible if right before that you were really thirsty.

*I don't like thank you cards because I dont know what else to say... Man?...See front.

*I'm gonna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make em live together. People will say, 'Are those hermit crabs?' I'll say, 'Not anymore, they're mingling crabs.'


*A secret admirer is the same as a stalker with stationary.

*An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. I liked it at the time but I don't want to see it again. Especially if the movie is kind of a bitch.

*Whenever I investigate a smell, I find out the answer is always bad. It's never (sniff sniff) oooh muffins!

*I got some new pajamas with pockets in them. That's great because I used to have to hold stuff when I slept.

*I want to make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces, and when it's finished, it says GO OUTSIDE.

*One of my friends has a stutter. People think that's a bad thing, but to me, that's just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That's not an impediment, thats suspense.

*'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. It's just a filler...sort of. It doesn't really mean anything, but after certain things, 'sort of' means everything. Like after: "I love you." Or, "You're going to live."