join this myspace page!, john already did! =p Options

[forkee]

Poor Parking

About me:
Have you ever drove around a crowded parking lot and found some idiot who took up more than one space? "How stupid can they be?", you say to yourself. Well don't take out your bat just yet. You don't need to smash their windows in and puncture their tires. After all, it's not the car's fault, and it wouldn't be fair to take it all out on it. True, every idiot driver should probably be shot, but why go through all that effort? Here we offer a peaceful solution. We have begun a collection of fliers anyone can print at their convenience so that they can leave them on the windshield of idiot driven vehicles. Waiting in the dark with your bat ready to say hello to the driver is all on you.




so what if im bored.....

[amysmojo]

you nerd

[Celica_Kid95st]

HAHA thats halarious. I cant wait to put this on someones car. The semesters starting back up and were a big commuter college. Better print out a lot of these lol.

[amysmojo]

i felt bad that there were only two of you and Tom the myspace dude on your friends list... so i joined

[IdiotStick]

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ > your myspace

[forkee]

^^hey thats a pretty cool site!

(geeze dont have to rub it in....)

edit: i still believe my flyer is better because it is more informative rather than vengeful, a ploy i believe is more effective than just saying they're an ahole. true they probably are just going to throw it away but which one would you want to get caught with if the driver sees you putting it on their car? oh yea...and mine also contains no profanity.

This post has been edited by forkee: Jan 14, 2007 - 10:37 PM

[Celica_Kid95st]

I like Forkee's better. I was laughing so hard when i was reading it. The other sites ok tho but not as funny IMO.

-John