RIDDLES!!!, anyone got any good ones? Options

[lubu]

The Robber.. He is th Key. He may not be able to be on the other side of the river by himself. But nothing is stopping him from staying in the boat. The police man can watch im, and everyone gets across safley,

Daughter 1 and 2
Son 1 and 2
Mother
Father
Police and Robber

The robber cannot be on the boat by himself or with anyone else except the police.

Why would the man or woman do **** with little kids!? omg barf. So the woman can't leave her kids with another parent, but she can leave her kid with a robber?

Ok i figured it out. The cop shoots the robber in the legs so he can't run away........... and then he shoots the robber again.

Hahahh you cracked me up all the time MaskedMan.

Well police stays with the robber ALL the time so its safe to leave the kids with them.

This post has been edited by lubu: Dec 10, 2007 - 2:12 AM

[MaskedMan]

Ok here's how it works. The mother marries the father and that's how they become the brady bunch. After that, the robber is sick of the cop abusing him so he asks him to let his people go! The robber then parts the...river, and they run across really quick! The cop then calls the INS and informs them of immigrants crossing the border. Meanwhile, the cop gets mad and throws his hat on the floor. Then he hops into General Lee and jumps the river, "yeee haaa!". Ok you think the riddle is over now because everyone is across the river, but it's not the end of the story! The cop still needs to catch the robber and take him to jail. But the robber has different plans! The robber needs to break his brother out of prison! So then he sneaks in and breaks him loose, but the cop will still continue to look for them! This will go on for about 2 seasons on Fox. What happened to the family? Well they moved to a new house in California. The sons steal a car and then one of them gets arrested and the other one moves to the OC. From there, he lives a rich life and falls in love with a girl. But uh oh! She's already taken! Then she eventually ends up getting killed and then the riddle suddenly ends like a month into the next season. Um as for the mother and her daughters... um... idk, they adopt another daughter and she... marries a prince. idk, something like that. And the father well... he became manager of a Home depot. The End.

Actually I did think more into it, and I wonder. What is so good on the other side of the river? Is this one of those riddles like why did you chicken cross the road?

Ok ok seriously, I think I figured it out...

The cop takes the robber over and drops him off.
The cop then comes back for one of the boys and takes him across.
The cop then takes the prisoner back with him and they both get out.
The father then gets on the boat and takes his other son over.
The father comes back and gets the mother on the boat.
The mother then drops him off on the other side with his boys goes back to the other side.
The mother goes back and gets off.
The cop and the robber then go over and get out.
The father gets on the boat and picks up the mother
The mother then drops off the father and then goes back for one daughter.
Then they cross the river and then they both get out.
The cop goes back with the robber, drops him off and picks up the last daughter.
The cop drops the daughter off and then goes back and gets the robber.
They both cross the river and everyone is happy and they throw a party.
The cop then shoots the robber.

[lubu]

Ok here's how it works. The mother marries the father and that's how they become the brady bunch. After that, the robber is sick of the cop abusing him so he asks him to let his people go! The robber then parts the...river, and they run across really quick! The cop then calls the INS and informs them of immigrants crossing the border. Meanwhile, the cop gets mad and throws his hat on the floor. Then he hops into General Lee and jumps the river, "yeee haaa!". Ok you think the riddle is over now because everyone is across the river, but it's not the end of the story! The cop still needs to catch the robber and take him to jail. But the robber has different plans! The robber needs to break his brother out of prison! So then he sneaks in and breaks him loose, but the cop will still continue to look for them! This will go on for about 2 seasons on Fox. What happened to the family? Well they moved to a new house in California. The sons steal a car and then one of them gets arrested and the other one moves to the OC. From there, he lives a rich life and falls in love with a girl. But uh oh! She's already taken! Then she eventually ends up getting killed and then the riddle suddenly ends like a month into the next season. Um as for the mother and her daughters... um... idk, they adopt another daughter and she... marries a prince. idk, something like that. And the father well... he became manager of a Home depot. The End.

Actually I did think more into it, and I wonder. What is so good on the other side of the river? Is this one of those riddles like why did you chicken cross the road?

Ok ok seriously, I think I figured it out...

The cop takes the robber over and drops him off.
The cop then comes back for one of the boys and takes him across.
The cop then takes the prisoner back with him and they both get out.
The father then gets on the boat and takes his other son over.
The father comes back and gets the mother on the boat.
The mother then drops him off on the other side with his boys goes back to the other side.
The mother goes back and gets off.
The cop and the robber then go over and get out.
The father gets on the boat and picks up the mother
The mother then drops off the father and then goes back for one daughter.
Then they cross the river and then they both get out.
The cop goes back with the robber, drops him off and picks up the last daughter.
The cop drops the daughter off and then goes back and gets the robber.
They both cross the river and everyone is happy and they throw a party.
The cop then shoots the robber.

Well done MaskedMan.






Just one flaw...

The police must always be with the robber (meaning he cant be on either side of the river by himself)

edit: typo

This post has been edited by lubu: Dec 10, 2007 - 5:00 AM

[MaskedMan]

But but but... haha i tried so hard too . Ok it's back to the beginning for me. This puzzle is definatly making me think.

[MaskedMan]

Hey! how about instead of the Cop coming back the first time alone, the robber comes back and picks up the first boy? Is that ok? Will the robber pull any funny stuff with the young man? and then the cop comes back with the robber and so on and so fourth?

[lubu]

Hey! how about instead of the Cop coming back the first time alone, the robber comes back and picks up the first boy? Is that ok? Will the robber pull any funny stuff with the young man? and then the cop comes back with the robber and so on and so fourth?

nope, the police must always be with the robber...

[jcaron9gt4]

i think i got this...

The mother and man go across
the mother comes back and takes one daughter over.
The man and mother come back.
the mother takes the last daughter over.
The mother comes back
the mother and man go over.
The man comes back.
the policeman and robber go across.
The mother comes back.
the man and mother go across.
the man comes back
the man goes across with one son.
the woman and man come back.
the man brings last son over.
the man comes back and picks up the woman!!!!!

[DangerboyJr]

No ****, I think he got it

[lubu]

i think i got this...

The mother and man go across
the mother comes back and takes one daughter over.
The man and mother come back.
the mother takes the last daughter over.
The mother comes back
the mother and man go over.
The man comes back.
the policeman and robber go across.
The mother comes back.
the man and mother go across.
the man comes back
the man goes across with one son.
the woman and man come back.
the man brings last son over.
the man comes back and picks up the woman!!!!!

the parts in bold should be "the mother comes back" 1st and then "the man comes back" but other than that congrat...

[Havok1997GT]

these are old but i still know people who don't get them

Why is a Raven Like a Writing desk?

Father and Son are driving down a country road when they crash into a tree. The father dies on impact, but the son is rushed to the hospital. When the Son makes it to the hospital he is rushed into surgery for wounds sustained in the crash. The doctor assigned to the boy walks in looks at the boy and says "I cant operate on this boy, hes my son". How can this be?

[jcaron9gt4]

i think i got this...

The mother and man go across
the mother comes back and takes one daughter over.
The man and mother come back.
the mother takes the last daughter over.
The mother comes back
the mother and man go over.
The man comes back.
the policeman and robber go across.
The mother comes back.
the man and mother go across.
the man comes back
the man goes across with one son.
the woman and man come back.
the man brings last son over.
the man comes back and picks up the woman!!!!!

the parts in bold should be "the mother comes back" 1st and then "the man comes back" but other than that congrat...

no, because then the man would be left with the girls

[lubu]

yep yep sorry my bad, ur right..I thought you chucked the sons over first.

[GriffGirl]

these are old but i still know people who don't get them

Why is a Raven Like a Writing desk?

Father and Son are driving down a country road when they crash into a tree. The father dies on impact, but the son is rushed to the hospital. When the Son makes it to the hospital he is rushed into surgery for wounds sustained in the crash. The doctor assigned to the boy walks in looks at the boy and says "I cant operate on this boy, hes my son". How can this be?

The doctor is the boy's mother.

[SlickRick]

these are old but i still know people who don't get them

Why is a Raven Like a Writing desk?

Father and Son are driving down a country road when they crash into a tree. The father dies on impact, but the son is rushed to the hospital. When the Son makes it to the hospital he is rushed into surgery for wounds sustained in the crash. The doctor assigned to the boy walks in looks at the boy and says "I cant operate on this boy, hes my son". How can this be?

oh the first one is bcuz Poe wrote on both. Thats from Alice in Wonderland aint it?

[lubu]

more

4 robbers were trying to steal a celica of a mafia and got caught red handed, they were hit till unconcious. When awake, they found themselves burried up to their necks, they couldnt move L&R or U&D, and each of them's now wearing a hat. The mafia stood over them and says:

"So you punks of got guts to steal my beloved celica uh? I put so much time and effort into this car, let me tell you soemthing punks, even if you managed to steal it you wouldnt get away with it bcoz everyone will knows abt it and they will hunt ur asses down...why? becoz im on 6gc.net and everyone knows me..Now, I can let you guys all go if one of you can tell me the colour of your hat, only one try. If you get it right you 4 can walk outta here with my celica but if you get it wrong, ur history. I'll give you 15 mins"

Heres the catch. Three of the robbers are burried on the one side of the room while the remaining robber is on the other seperated by a wall. There are no mirrors in the room, they are not allowed to talk to each others. The guy behind can see the guy(s) infront of him but he cant talk to them whatsoever.

They know that there are 4 hats, 2 blacks and 2 whites.
One of them knows the colour of his own hat for sure but which one and how does he knows...????

btw....one of the guys asked the nick of the mafia and apparently hes known by the name of "Coomer"....sounds familiar??? jk

[CelicaST_CALI]

i think the real answer to the last riddle is wtf kind of boat can only fit 2 ppl,what bad parents..lol

[Havok1997GT]

these are old but i still know people who don't get them

Why is a Raven Like a Writing desk?

Father and Son are driving down a country road when they crash into a tree. The father dies on impact, but the son is rushed to the hospital. When the Son makes it to the hospital he is rushed into surgery for wounds sustained in the crash. The doctor assigned to the boy walks in looks at the boy and says "I cant operate on this boy, hes my son". How can this be?

oh the first one is bcuz Poe wrote on both. Thats from Alice in Wonderland aint it?

Yep, your one of the few that i know other then me to know that

these are old but i still know people who don't get them

Why is a Raven Like a Writing desk?

Father and Son are driving down a country road when they crash into a tree. The father dies on impact, but the son is rushed to the hospital. When the Son makes it to the hospital he is rushed into surgery for wounds sustained in the crash. The doctor assigned to the boy walks in looks at the boy and says "I cant operate on this boy, hes my son". How can this be?

The doctor is the boy's mother.

Yep

[SlickRick]

these are old but i still know people who don't get them

Why is a Raven Like a Writing desk?

hey there is no answer to this in the book huh?

[forkee]

the river is shallow and they all walk across

[jdg371]

Theres a horse race between two prince. The King doesn't want neither of them to win. The person who is second wins the race, but both of the prince have too much pride to lose. The princess tells them a secret on how to make the race fair, what is it?